Study: Handsome Men Produce Best Sperm

[Seeker of Truth]

Study: Handsome Men Produce Best Sperm

LONDON (Reuters) - Handsome men produce the best quality semen and beautiful women seem to have good voices, according to scientists.

When researchers at the University of Valencia in Spain tested the quality of male sperm and then later asked women to rank the attractiveness of the donors it produced some interesting results.

"They found that men with the most attractive faces also make the best quality sperm," New Scientist magazine said on Wednesday.

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[nosferatuscoffin]

Now we know why Webb's sperm produced Chelsea. Having to deal with both his own sperm as well as Hillary's did not give Chelsea a chance.

[JonECat]

MUST we politicize EVERY forum on here??

[nosferatuscoffin]

Oh, for God's sake, lighten up. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif It was meant as humor, not politics. I could have said the same thing about Roseanne and Tom Arnold. Webb & Hillary were just too good a target to pass up. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/laugh.gif

[DesertFox]

Damn, Jon, who peed in your cornflakes?

[wolfplus3]

Maybe it wasn't "pee".

[DoctorDoom]

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Study: Handsome Men Produce Best Sperm

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THAT'S why I keep getting letters from all over the world asking for samples. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon29.gif

[Wyatt_Junker]

My sperm's so potent that ravers wear it 'round their necks instead of glow-sticks.

My sperm could make Haiti look like Peter Brady's party that no one came to.

My sperm is currently being researched by Tropicana as a template on how to make their juice more pulpy.

My sperm could lodge in the neck of a whore, kinking her windpipe until she passed out. Its why I don't do whores.

My sperm is a WMD. Saddam Whosezane wanted me to make biscuits for 'im, but I didn't like his cuntry.

Contractors use me to make their cinder block. I was in Egypt spaloogin' their Sphynx together(somebody else did the nose). I can make a single skyscraper outta one girlie mag.

I'm so handsome that piddly populations dangerously swoon the moment my foot gets off the plane and hits tarmac.

If I cum to a neighborhood near you, watch out! Those housing prices are gonna skyrocket!

[DesertFox]

http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon133.gif Dude be baaaaad!

[CaliGirl]

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nosferatuscoffin said:
Now we know why Webb's sperm produced Chelsea. Having to deal with both his own sperm as well as Hillary's did not give Chelsea a chance.

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[CaliGirl]

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DoctorDoom said:
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Study: Handsome Men Produce Best Sperm

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THAT'S why I keep getting letters from all over the world asking for samples. http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon29.gif

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LOL

[SouthernReBelle]

Study: Handsome Men Produce Best Sperm

Since when??

Heather

[CatKozTX]

Then why are the Kennedy's still breeding prolifically? http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/moreek.gif

[TheRealLobo]

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Then why are the Kennedy's still breeding prolifically? http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/moreek.gif

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Law of averages.

[nosferatuscoffin]

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TheRealLobo said:
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CatKozTX said:
Then why are the Kennedy's still breeding prolifically? http://www.stopstart.freeserve.co.uk/smilie/moreek.gif

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Law of averages.

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Well, there goes Darwin's theory.

[Peachdiane]

Wyatt, you are soooo bad!

That time I didn't need a Wyatt - to - English dictionary! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/icon129.gif

[dPrasse]

Holy Spermola , Batman ! I thought it was deep in dP's milk barn !

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Wyatt .. I'll see your studliness and raise you ...
I'm so gorgeous , i got an email telling me that i got a woman pregnant over IM chat !
he he he ..this ol' dog still has it ! http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/smirk.gif

I ordered a Bungee Condom for my keyboard !

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[dajoga]

So what's the diff between good and bad sperm? What does good produce that bad doesn't? Better looks? Better IQ? Athleticism? Is that why most conservative guys are good looking? http://freeconservatives.com/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/rotflmbo.gif