Caption the "Sicko" filmmaker

[DeclinetoState]

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"Those guys back there are getting my good side."

"What were you saying about that ape that escaped from the zoo in the Netherlands?"

[Gonzo67]

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... If I only had a brain..... Ooooo Is that a jelly dough-nut?

[or]

... I tried using only one square last night. It didn't work, but it WAS exciting... here, smell my finger!

[MrSanity]

"I made another anti-American film because I ran out of food money."

[MrSanity]

"Dude, where's my hat?"

[BEST45CAL]

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"That one in the yellow looks delicious! I think I'll eat his liver
with some fava beans and a nice Chianti."

[DesertFox]

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Yes, it's true I'm an ugly fat ass commie moh foh America hater. I'm proud of hating America. I'm proud of being ugly and fat and an ass and a commie and a moh foh. I also hate white people even though I'm white. See, it's all an act to make money. I have no principles at all and will do anything to knock down those king size pay checks that you little people don't get because your principles get in the way. What a buncha loser idiots you guys are. Losers. Idiots. You should hate America like I do and get rich off it. Me'n and Chomsky. And that asshole Penn. He's over there behind that gal Monicating that one guy. And Streisand. She's the gal. She's gotten so ugly that she has to pay guys to let her do that to them.