Caption these barefoot women

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_020.jpg

[BEST45CAL]

Are they all pregnant, too?

:nono:
:punish:

[Wolfcounsel]

I've seen a couple of female groups who play bottomless, and topless as well.

[DesertFox]

I see by your faceplate you're mighty damn ugly.
You see by my faceplate that I'm ugly, too.
We see by our faceplaces we're both mighty ugly.
Get you a faceplace and you can be ugly, too.

[Timberwolf]

Looks like the devil's been back to Jawjah...and they's none too happy 'bout it.

or

I thought the Indigo Girls split up.

[DeclinetoState]

Are they all pregnant, too?

:nono:
:punish:
They've probably had their tubes done . . .

:whistle:

[oldcoastie]

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_020.jpg


To paraphrase an old Archie Campbell spoonerism: The Sisty Uglers.

[DeclinetoState]

Sure, oldcoastie, but their phone numbers are probably on the wall in the men's room at your local Texaco station.

:evilgrin:

[DesertFox]

Are they all pregnant, too?I think they're all virgins.

[MrSanity]

Time for some of that fair-trade coffee.

[Air-Warrior]

~"We are women hear us roar, in numbers too big to ignore..."~

(we don't need no stinkin' men in our lives...we got each other!)

[DesertFox]

(We don't need no stinkin' men -- we stink enough all by ourselfs)

[buckeyepete]

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_020.jpg

Caption: "A real Country 'ho' Down"

Seriously though, I'd probably much rather listen to these four ladies than some of the so called artist they give us today. Ever been to a "Country Jam"?

[DeclinetoState]

The picture was taken at some Beer Festival in Bend, Oregon, not too long ago.

The bow-legged woman in the brown dress with her mouth open appears to have a chaw of tobacco between her cheek and gum.

I'm surprised there aren't any tattoos showing, either on the arms or legs, of any of the four women.

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_016.jpg

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_041.jpg

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_071.jpg

More pics of the "beautiful people" at http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/Photos_BendBeerFest_sm.htm

[M.C.]

Beer festival sounds cool, but whats with the shoe boycott going on here.

[noncom]

Two words: toe jam.

[DesertFox]

I'm sure some people think those are beautiful people.

I am not among them. :D

[DeclinetoState]

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_071.jpg

Is that a tattoo on her shoulder or just a big honkin' mole?

[dPrasse]

The Dixie Chicks without thousands of dollars worth of make up and wardrobe ,each...

http://www.traditionalmountaineering.org/images/BeerFest_020.jpg

[dPrasse]

I spent a night in a truck Bend Oregon ... on my way to Eugene Oregon ... beautiful countryside ...

[DeclinetoState]

You didn't spend the night with one of those women, did you?

[DesertFox]

Whatever you say will be used against you forever

[DeclinetoState]

OK, dPrasse, which one was it? The one in the brown dress? Hot, ain't she?

:grin: :D ;) :evilgrin:

[DoctorDoom]

After looking over the website, I'd feel far more at ease there than with the liberal metrosexuals and the effete intellectual snobs that infest our urban sewers.