Seeker of Truth
05-30-2003, 01:57 PM
MONTHLY RANT
I AM A SUBJECT, NOT A CITIZEN
-- But You Should See Me With a Gun
by Marni Soupcoff
Iconoclast Associate Editor
I have never been what you would call a gun nut. Sure, I've always been up for defending an individual's Second Amendment rights in a theoretical argument. It's my libertarian pleasure. But when it comes to real life encounters with guns themselves, I've been happy to keep my distance. I know that "guns don't kill people" and that "people kill people," but it's still always seemed to me that it's the "people and guns" combo that poses the greatest likelihood of doing real damage. So, I've been content to argue consistently for a right to bear arms, while staying as far away from those arms as possible in my everyday life.
That's why it is so strange that I recently found myself standing in the lane of a Florida shooting range, staring down a paper target through the sites of a fully loaded 9mm Glock handgun, while slowly moving my index finger onto the trigger. And even stranger was the fact that I was enjoying every minute of it.
I'd agreed to accompany my boyfriend to the shooting range because we were in Florida. We don't come from Florida. We're Canadians living in Toronto. But we were down there for the wedding of one of my college friends; and my boyfriend had, over the course of the weekend, been entirely patient and good-humored about sitting through endless "Whatever happened to?" stories, innumerable SARS jokes, and much mocking of his Canadian accent, without ever once complaining. So, if he wanted to spend the last evening of our vacation at a shooting range, I wasn't going to stop him.
I was going to be a bit freaked out, mind you. I didn't know what to expect, and when we walked into the lobby of the shooting range and were greeted with shelves of ammunition, two display cases full of handguns, and a series of automatic weapons mounted on the wall behind the counter, I was ready to turn and run. This was the kind of stuff you were supposed to see in a barn the A-Team was locked into ("We lucked out, Hannibal! There's an UZI and twenty rounds of ammo lying around."), not in a legal place of business.
But the boyfriend was all business and before I had a chance to even begin planning my escape, he was already chatting with the reassuringly diminutive young woman behind the counter and setting up his rental of an AK47.
I, meanwhile, did my best not to hyperventilate as one of the male employees showed me a gun the size of a small cannon whose bullets, I was told, would break through a brick wall.
"Try not to look like a deer caught in headlights," my boyfriend whispered to me with a smile, as he took my hand and led me over to a table where he could fill out the many sheets of paperwork that were required before the kind folks at the range would turn over one of their automatic weapons to him.
"O.K.," I said. But my entire body shook with each muted "bang" that leaked through the thick glass and double doors separating the lobby from the shooting lanes.
I suppose that's how the slim, compact, white-haired man in the Army shirt knew I was scared. He spotted me quickly and came over and asked if I was planning to shoot. I told him I wasn't. He told me I should. I told him I wouldn't.
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I AM A SUBJECT, NOT A CITIZEN
-- But You Should See Me With a Gun
by Marni Soupcoff
Iconoclast Associate Editor
I have never been what you would call a gun nut. Sure, I've always been up for defending an individual's Second Amendment rights in a theoretical argument. It's my libertarian pleasure. But when it comes to real life encounters with guns themselves, I've been happy to keep my distance. I know that "guns don't kill people" and that "people kill people," but it's still always seemed to me that it's the "people and guns" combo that poses the greatest likelihood of doing real damage. So, I've been content to argue consistently for a right to bear arms, while staying as far away from those arms as possible in my everyday life.
That's why it is so strange that I recently found myself standing in the lane of a Florida shooting range, staring down a paper target through the sites of a fully loaded 9mm Glock handgun, while slowly moving my index finger onto the trigger. And even stranger was the fact that I was enjoying every minute of it.
I'd agreed to accompany my boyfriend to the shooting range because we were in Florida. We don't come from Florida. We're Canadians living in Toronto. But we were down there for the wedding of one of my college friends; and my boyfriend had, over the course of the weekend, been entirely patient and good-humored about sitting through endless "Whatever happened to?" stories, innumerable SARS jokes, and much mocking of his Canadian accent, without ever once complaining. So, if he wanted to spend the last evening of our vacation at a shooting range, I wasn't going to stop him.
I was going to be a bit freaked out, mind you. I didn't know what to expect, and when we walked into the lobby of the shooting range and were greeted with shelves of ammunition, two display cases full of handguns, and a series of automatic weapons mounted on the wall behind the counter, I was ready to turn and run. This was the kind of stuff you were supposed to see in a barn the A-Team was locked into ("We lucked out, Hannibal! There's an UZI and twenty rounds of ammo lying around."), not in a legal place of business.
But the boyfriend was all business and before I had a chance to even begin planning my escape, he was already chatting with the reassuringly diminutive young woman behind the counter and setting up his rental of an AK47.
I, meanwhile, did my best not to hyperventilate as one of the male employees showed me a gun the size of a small cannon whose bullets, I was told, would break through a brick wall.
"Try not to look like a deer caught in headlights," my boyfriend whispered to me with a smile, as he took my hand and led me over to a table where he could fill out the many sheets of paperwork that were required before the kind folks at the range would turn over one of their automatic weapons to him.
"O.K.," I said. But my entire body shook with each muted "bang" that leaked through the thick glass and double doors separating the lobby from the shooting lanes.
I suppose that's how the slim, compact, white-haired man in the Army shirt knew I was scared. He spotted me quickly and came over and asked if I was planning to shoot. I told him I wasn't. He told me I should. I told him I wouldn't.
Much more of this article @ iconoclast (http://www.iconoclast.ca/MainPage.asp?page=/NewPage9.asp)