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Rhino
06-20-2007, 02:29 PM
Quite interesting.

It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. The best storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen.

Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer from sliding/rolling from under the others. The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called a Monkey. But if this plate was made of iron, the iron balls would quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make Brass Monkeys.

Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than iron when chilled. Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the monkey.

Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey. And all this time, you thought that was a vulgar expression, didn't you?

Wolfcounsel
06-20-2007, 02:41 PM
Up until around 1975.:biggrin:

How about "poop" deck?

BEST45CAL
06-20-2007, 05:31 PM
And all this time I thought "brass monkey" was an old Beastie Boys song lol

Brass Monkey
1 oz. Vodka
1/2 oz. Light Rum
1/2 oz. Galliano
4 oz. Orange Juice

Combine the vodka, rum and orange juice into an old fashioned glass filled with ice and stir well. Pour the galliano over the back of a teaspoon into the old fashioned glass so that the galliano floats on top.

Longhorn_Platinum
06-20-2007, 07:09 PM
:question: So is there an origin to the old saying that "It's colder than a witch's tit in a brass brassière"?

Timberwolf
06-20-2007, 09:33 PM
Great thread...How about this one? "It's cold enough to test your frosticles"?

Rhino
06-21-2007, 06:45 AM
Turns out this is an urban legend.

http://www.snopes.com/language/stories/brass.htm

It was still interesting though.

HomeschoolrsRUs
06-21-2007, 07:01 AM
Turns out this is an urban legend.

Don'tchu just hate that?!! Well, at least we have a place we can go to check this kind of stuff out.


On a side note:
My poor Mom, she keeps forwarding all kinds of stuff like this and I check it with snopes or something, find out it's false and e-mail her back she gets so frustrated with me, :smirky:.

What in the world do people get out of passing out false information? Makes no sense to me whatsoever.

Wolfcounsel
06-21-2007, 07:40 AM
"Turns out this is an urban legend." --Rhino

Of course the candy asses at Snopes would "research" that and come up with a politically correct answer. It is sailor talk, and no book, reference or otherwise, read by "polite" society, would include that in its pages. There were illiterate sailors and educated sailors in those times also. And so the phrase started out in reference to the brass and iron. How about Gunner's Daughter? Davy Jones' Locker? The Klabautermann? I read what Snopes offers with a grain of potassium chloride. They're too phony for even real table salt.