Wyatt_Junker
06-22-2007, 02:37 AM
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I had to shower down at the end of the hallway today next to the guest room because my wife was in the other shower and I didn’t want to wake up the kids. Anyway, there was no hand nozzle in that shower, just a fixed overhead one. This shower stall is also very confined and narrow.
I can shower in just under two minutes. I'm a machine in there. I don't like showers. In fact, if people didn't exist, I wouldn't shower. I would just stink until my smell became a kind of new standard of normalcy that you could wear like socks or a t-shirt.
For me, hygiene is uncreative & repetitious. Not something to revel in, but rather to accelerate through as if you were crashing through a wall.
That said, this morning posed a unique problem. No hand nozzle. But, I still had to wash the particulars, tops and tails, if you know what I mean.
A guy only really needs to wash himself in two places, the crotch and armpits. Period. You shouldn’t ever need to wash your hair unless you’re a fag-in-training or you were out weedeating and weed shot into your beard, face and neck. Then, sure.
But if you’re not gay and you weren’t out weeding, it’s a quick twofer; pits and taint. But, when I scrubbed a dub dubbed down dere, I couldn't rinse off no matter how many angles I tried. No hand nozzle.
So knowing that improvising is the key to life, I finally ended up doing a complete handstand in the shower.
http://www.mensjournal.com/healthFitness/0602/images/wrk_handstand2.jpg
It was a brilliant move. Ass over tea kettle. Not only did it work, but I could feel the water running over places on my body that I'd never felt before. Little whirlpools circulating in strange anatomical places. I felt so completely alive at that unique upside down moment in time like I could accomplish anything I wanted if I just set my mind to it. This would be my invention! Mine! The upside down whirly swirl. And even if I couldn't patent it, I knew I was the first man to try it.
No, I will not be on the American Inventor show. I don't care. My reward is worth more than money could offer. I'm the guy who has a problem and finds a solution then gets the job done.
Anyway, I found a workable solution that works if you don’t have a hand nozzle, but be forewarned; it will require a modicum of strength and skill.
Good luck.
I had to shower down at the end of the hallway today next to the guest room because my wife was in the other shower and I didn’t want to wake up the kids. Anyway, there was no hand nozzle in that shower, just a fixed overhead one. This shower stall is also very confined and narrow.
I can shower in just under two minutes. I'm a machine in there. I don't like showers. In fact, if people didn't exist, I wouldn't shower. I would just stink until my smell became a kind of new standard of normalcy that you could wear like socks or a t-shirt.
For me, hygiene is uncreative & repetitious. Not something to revel in, but rather to accelerate through as if you were crashing through a wall.
That said, this morning posed a unique problem. No hand nozzle. But, I still had to wash the particulars, tops and tails, if you know what I mean.
A guy only really needs to wash himself in two places, the crotch and armpits. Period. You shouldn’t ever need to wash your hair unless you’re a fag-in-training or you were out weedeating and weed shot into your beard, face and neck. Then, sure.
But if you’re not gay and you weren’t out weeding, it’s a quick twofer; pits and taint. But, when I scrubbed a dub dubbed down dere, I couldn't rinse off no matter how many angles I tried. No hand nozzle.
So knowing that improvising is the key to life, I finally ended up doing a complete handstand in the shower.
http://www.mensjournal.com/healthFitness/0602/images/wrk_handstand2.jpg
It was a brilliant move. Ass over tea kettle. Not only did it work, but I could feel the water running over places on my body that I'd never felt before. Little whirlpools circulating in strange anatomical places. I felt so completely alive at that unique upside down moment in time like I could accomplish anything I wanted if I just set my mind to it. This would be my invention! Mine! The upside down whirly swirl. And even if I couldn't patent it, I knew I was the first man to try it.
No, I will not be on the American Inventor show. I don't care. My reward is worth more than money could offer. I'm the guy who has a problem and finds a solution then gets the job done.
Anyway, I found a workable solution that works if you don’t have a hand nozzle, but be forewarned; it will require a modicum of strength and skill.
Good luck.