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Wyatt_Junker
06-29-2007, 10:14 AM
Yes, we are that indulgent.

Thirty years ago, bottled water barely existed as a business in the United States. Last year, we spent more on Poland Spring, Fiji Water, Evian, Aquafina, and Dasani than we spent on iPods or movie tickets--$15 billion. It will be $16 billion this year.


http://www.fastcompany.com/magazine/117/features-message-in-a-bottle.html

Its all about the marketing. Anyone remember the pet rock? They put a rock in a pretty package. People bought it. Sold millions.

Meanwhile, Africans drink their own piss to stave off dehydration. We buy Perrier and shit. Not making a judgment call, I buy this shit too, but I lived through the 70's: no bottled water then. Just good 'ol tap.

And the price of water? Not much. But sell a bottle and you have what? 95% markup after manufacturing(bottle) and labor? That's a pretty good racket.

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Bottled water is the food phenomenon of our times. We--a generation raised on tap water and water fountains--drink a billion bottles of water a week, and we're raising a generation that views tap water with disdain and water fountains with suspicion. We've come to pay good money--two or three or four times the cost of gasoline--for a product we have always gotten, and can still get, for free, from taps in our homes.



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When we buy a bottle of water, what we're often buying is the bottle itself, as much as the water. We're buying the convenience--a bottle at the 7-Eleven isn't the same product as tap water, any more than a cup of coffee at Starbucks is the same as a cup of coffee from the Krups machine on your kitchen counter. And we're buying the artful story the water companies tell us about the water: where it comes from, how healthy it is, what it says about us. Surely among the choices we can make, bottled water isn't just good, it's positively virtuous.

Except for this: Bottled water is often simply an indulgence, and despite the stories we tell ourselves, it is not a benign indulgence. We're moving 1 billion bottles of water around a week in ships, trains, and trucks in the United States alone. That's a weekly convoy equivalent to 37,800 18-wheelers delivering water. (Water weighs 81/3 pounds a gallon. It's so heavy you can't fill an 18-wheeler with bottled water--you have to leave empty space.)



good article

Wyatt_Junker
06-29-2007, 10:19 AM
Now, knowing that the American consumer is that gullible, its time to get in the game.

I am going to market Earth Water. It will have a picture of the earth on it. Every bottle you buy, a tree will be planted. Actually a small twig. I have the twigs in my backyard to prove it. I may not water the twigs, but hey, c'mon, who has the time for that especially when you're drinking all my water. But, I will plant the twig. Actually, I will drop the twig on the ground and grind it in with the heel of my boot. And when you buy that bottle, you will drink it down knowing that you contributed something back to mother Earth. And I'll even throw Darfur in there too. And Tibet also. And a bunch of other feel good shit. Like Ben & Jerrys, except I'm not doing ice cream. I'm doing water. Feel-good water. Earth Water. I will purchase the Ham's beer jingo/tune and use that as my backdrop audio for ads. People will know the song but forget where they heard it and it will sink into their subconscious mind. Earth Water. On the back of the bottle will be a picture of Al Gore.

I will make tens of millions on all of you smart bastards.

Wolfcounsel
06-29-2007, 10:30 AM
Every bottle water I've tasted tastes like burnt rubber with a little lemon added. I've drunk water from mountain streams, and it was excellent.


"You'll buy it simply because it's Fronche!"

Riverboat
06-29-2007, 01:03 PM
Hey, this is funny and all, but if you've ever tasted what comes out of the taps and my and Wolfie's house, you'd buy bottled water, too. 'Sides, I'll buy toothpaste when I want my dose of fluoride. Sit on my spigot, health fascist!

Nothing fancy, though. I get four five-gallon drums filled with Culligan. I have to pick up that load myself and try not to spill water all over the counter, the floor, myself and the cats who invariably get under my feet as I prop it on top of a ceramic crock. If I want to parade around with my stuff, I have to mash down on a button and fill a sports container. Now, that's where some money is, too. If the Earth Water market doesn't pan out, Wyatt can always put his logo on a plastic bottle. If it had two openings, it could serve as a water dispenser AND a urine receptacle. No more mayonnaise jars on those long trips. Put that fluid in something happening! He could call it Gaea Urea or something classy like that.

Sarah
06-29-2007, 01:34 PM
We just use a filter for our tap water. Tastes nice and clean. :)

GrocerySacker
06-29-2007, 02:37 PM
I go through about a case of water a week. I pay about $4.98 for 24 16oz Aquafinas at Wal-Mart.

It's worth twenty cents a bottle to not have to drink Odessa water. I'm afraid to light a match whenever the faucet is running.

DesertFox
06-29-2007, 03:29 PM
I'm thirsty.

Timberwolf
06-29-2007, 08:08 PM
Personally, I LOVE the taste of chlorine. :biggrin: Gimme good ol' tap water ANY day of the week...then again, our tap water was judged to be in the top ten for taste in the country (I think). It really ain't that bad.

DoctorDoom
06-30-2007, 08:55 AM
Knowing an opportunity when I see one, I've decided to sell natural, organically-dehydrated water. 100% pure. Just add one gallon of water to the jug and enjoy!

BEST45CAL
06-30-2007, 09:40 AM
If our water didn't smell like algae and taste like crap, we would drink it straight from the tap. That's why we have a charcoal filter connected to the refrigerator's water supply.

We don't buy the fancy bottled stuff. Never have. It's all (pretty much) just filtered municipal water anyway.

I have tried Dasani (Coke) and it made me sick. I think they got sued, too.

I say buy bottled water for the flavor. Not because you're trying to impress somebody.