Emergency Room

[Timberwolf]

This would probably be a better fit in Comedy Central...but, if ya think about it...

EMERGENCY ROOM


The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.


Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.

[Wolfcounsel]

This is truth, but what the heck.:thumb:

[bannerman]

:claps::claps:This would probably be a better fit in Comedy Central...but, if ya think about it...

EMERGENCY ROOM


The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.

Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Air Force fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the internet onto the front of my shirt.

When I went into the E.R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren't that sick after all.


Here's the patch. Feel free to use it the next time you're in need of quicker emergency service.

It also works well if you ever have to use a Laundromat.


:claps::claps::claps::claps:

GO GET EM!


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[Kathy30]

A few years ago when my Dad was still alive, I took him to the ER because of a gangrenous leg. We waited 36 hours to see a doctor. I asked why we had to wait so long and was told we got in quickly because of the seriousness of his condition. Otherwise, we could expect to wait 72 or more hours.

While we were waiting in this crowded ER where NO ONE spoke English, a woman was sitting in front of us. She was so sick she could hardly breathe. She was flanked by two daughters. The woman put her head on the shoulder of one of the daughters and sometimes would moan a little. Finally the woman was quiet and the daughters realized she had died.

The order of importance is gunshot victims and heart attacks. Then sick children, then bleeders for other reasons. Then others in the order they arrived.

[Wolfcounsel]

"The order of importance is gunshot victims and heart attacks. Then sick children, then bleeders for other reasons. Then others in the order they arrived." --Kathy30

At the same time that it would be an excellent way to weed out the legals from the illegals, a city's "ring" of emergency rooms could form a city triage and the clinics could check to see where the waiting could be spread out, making the waiting shorter. Those with colds and other non-life-threatening conditions could be told to leave and try again another day.

Sorry, no joke, but did you hear the one about a horse entering a bar and he sees John Kerry drinking a beer and the horse asks him, "Why the long face?"<!-- / message -->

[Jag Wife]

I LOVE IT!! :thumb:

Actually, we had a similar incident here in Charlotte, NC in which about 20 volunteers were doing something around a construction site. I don't remember all the details, but they were wearing black ball caps that said "ICE" on them. I was told that half the employees left the construction site as quickly as they could and never came back.

[Wolfcounsel]

ICE! the next best-selling logo, soon to arrive. Heh-heh!

[DesertFox]

ICE? :question:

[Sarah]

http://i187.photobucket.com/albums/x171/SarahNg_1983/bice.jpg

Shouldn't they be called bice?

[Wolfcounsel]

ICE--Immigration and Customs Enforcement.

[Phil Osophical]

lol

I'm glad the border patrol (la migra) patch worked for you. But in some places at least, it wouldn't achieve the desired results. There are regions where illegal immigrants have no fear of the border patrol at all. They all know law enforcement will not be so foolish as to challenge them. (Racial profiling).

As a matter of fact the display of such a patch or badge could provoke an argument and result in the wearer being beaten.

I recently saw somewhere on the Net where a guy wearing a cap with FBI on it got beat up by some Chicanos.

Be discreet. America is ruled by minorities now. You wouldn't wear a sign saying "I hate Mexicans" in a Mexico City emergency room. Well most of America's cities are about like those in Mexico now.

[Timberwolf]

Phil...some PoS criminal starts in on me because of my disdain for ILLEGALS is gonna wind up QUITE dead...his friends too.

[Timberwolf]

I think that, instead of being discreet, we need to get VERY LOUD. We need to get in THEIR face about their support of illegal behavior. We NEED to bitchslap them back to the Stone Age (well, we could just send them back to Mexico...same difference).

[Phil Osophical]

I think that, instead of being discreet, we need to get VERY LOUD. We need to get in THEIR face about their support of illegal behavior. We NEED to bitchslap them back to the Stone Age (well, we could just send them back to Mexico...same difference).

Well we should, but I haven't met any gringos with enough cojones to do that.

[Timberwolf]

That's likely due to the pussification of America. PC has robbed America of her heritage. The sooner we Americans rediscover WHO we are and that "we're not to be fu, er, trifled with", the better off we shall all be.

[Charity]

LOL I'm gonna print me off one of those. :-)

[Wolfcounsel]

"Be discreet. America is ruled by minorities now. You wouldn't wear a sign saying "I hate Mexicans" in a Mexico City emergency room. Well most of America's cities are about like those in Mexico now." --Phil Osophical

Where cowards run in packs, no lone person wearing anything against those brave souls stands a chance. America, though, is not ruled by minorities. If that were so, the cockroaches would have won their amnesty bullshit. They never will either. Not now. Not ever.

--Wolf Counsel, part Mexican Indian, part Spaniard, full-blooded Texas-born of U.S. citizens, 100% red, white, and blue AMERICAN!