Immigration Problem Solved. Very Simple

[Tazeeyore]

First dig a moat along the border. Second use the dirt from the moat to fill in New Orleans ninth Ward and build a levee 40 feet high. Lastly take all those alligators in Florida killing animals and people and put them in the border moat. 4 Problems solved. The fourth would be taking congress out of the equation.

BTW I read this somewhere and have no clue who wrote it but it is not my original thought but I like the idea very much.

[buckeyepete]

#5. Hold a gigantic swim party and invite all the DC crooks.

[Sarah]

#6 disguise the moat and then tell all of the liberals there is a big party in mexico just over the border...

[DesertFox]

#7 Take yer slingshot and a whole lotta marbles.

[Phil Osophical]

Second use the dirt from the moat to fill in New Orleans ninth Ward and build a levee 40 feet high.

Well I don't know about filling in New Orleans' Ninth Ward and building a levee. It might be better to keep it below sea level and take down the levee. The Ninth Ward could probably use another good enema.

[Timberwolf]

Annie Coulter came up with a sure fire way to end illegal immigration TOMORROW. Repeal the law that prevents illegals from suing their employers for paying them less than the minimum wage. Make it plain that the employers would have until the end of the week to "get right" and be free of any legal entanglements.

EVERY illegal would be fired tomorrow and not another one would be hired...EVER.

Then, we'd find ourselves in need of about 14-18 MILLION workers...by my best guesstimate, there are about 10 million American citizens on welfare. Well, end welfare...make the lazy pusbuckets get to work. Two MAJOR problems...one stone.

[Timberwolf]

Received this in my email...

"CALLING AN ILLEGAL ALIEN an "undocumented immigrant" is like calling a drug dealer an "unlicensed pharmacist."

Truer words have not been spoken on the subject...

[Riverboat]

#8 - Tell them we'll drive them all acrost the border on one condition - they gotta get on a bus with Ted in the driver's seat.