Jay Leno mocks anti-porn-for-kids campaign

[DoctorDoom]

Porn star Ron Jeremy's campaign urging children not to watch pornographic movies has risen to the level of late-night comedy, as Jay Leno of NBC's "Tonight Show" is making fun of the effort.

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"Here's what I don't understand," said Leno in his monologue last night. "Why did Ron Jeremy make a commercial not to watch porn? Do kids know him? It's not like he's Michael Jordan. I mean if your kid knows who he is, isn't it too late already?"Jay Leno mocks anti-porn-for-kids campaign (http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?ARTICLE_ID=56863)

Did it ever occur to that ignorant, arrogant asswipe, Leno, that kids don't need to know who Ron Jeremy is in order to get the message of the campaign? And would it bruise the dipshit's monumental ego to be told that after 15 years on the "Tonight Show", 99.9999% of the kids don't have a clue about who the hell HE is?

Leno, stuff your head up your posterior orifice—except for your chin, of course, but you can use that as a shelf for the family jewels.

[M.C.]

Leno, stuff your head up your posterior orifice—except for your chin, of course, but you can use that as a shelf for the family jewels.

I agree with what you said, and I think Ron's campaign is a good one.

Reason I quoted that is because it is possibly the funniest thing I've ever read here. The level of detail in that mental picture is nothing short of hilarious.

[cerberus]

He's a comedian and he made a joke. I don't see the big deal here. Leno mocks everybody.

[kenyon330]

He's a comedian and he made a joke. I don't see the big deal here. Leno mocks everybody.

Exactly.

[DoctorDoom]

He's a comedian and he made a joke.Standard Liberal Rationalization #1: it was just a joke. They get away with a lot of nasty, vulgar, vicious crap by excusing it with that mantra.

Re Leno being a comedian, you must be desperate for amusement if you'd call him that.

Re that being a joke, he must be desperate if he has to scrape the bottom of the barrel for his material.

[kenyon330]

It's their job to say unfunny stuff like that. They ALWAYS scrape the bottom of the barrel for material.

[PrezLeefun]

I get the joke..... I also the reason for not liking the logic behind it.

Kids dont have to know who RJ is to get the message. I actually applaud RJ (Prez is inwardly shocked) for doing this. Its a good thing to do. And if it doesnt sway kids to not watch porn perhaps it will sway parents to teach their children to not watch porn.

[kenyon330]

What is wrong with porn?

[DesertFox]

The problem with porn is that you can't keep kids from getting ahold of it. The problem with kids getting ahold of porn is that it gets them into sex before they're mature enough to handle it. It takes them over.

[DoctorDoom]

What is wrong with porn?If you have to ask, it would be a waste of effort to tell you.

[kenyon330]

If you have to ask, it would be a waste of effort to tell you.

I guess you were never an 8th grade boy...

[DesertFox]

Doom was born last universe. :D

[DoctorDoom]

I guess you were never an 8th grade boy...It's been a long time. So what's it like to be in the 8th grade in your school?

Buy a clue, kid. In 1956, boys snuck peeks at National Geographic. Filth wasn't protected speech. Kids weren't deluged with it from movies, TV, DVDs, "music", the Internet, et al. And there weren't amoral asswipes defending it.

[kenyon330]

It's been a long time. So what's it like to be in the 8th grade in your school?

Buy a clue, kid. In 1956, boys snuck peeks at National Geographic. Filth wasn't protected speech. Kids weren't deluged with it from movies, TV, DVDs, "music", the Internet, et al. And there weren't amoral asswipes defending it.

Oh sorry, I forgot that you're older than sin.

Porn in music? wtf?

[DesertFox]

Porn in music? wtf?You haven't heard rap? Some of it has the filthiest words imaginable in it, including the f-word.

[kenyon330]

You haven't heard rap? Some of it has the filthiest words imaginable in it, including the f-word.

Oh ok. I thought he meant music that gets people off, which would be weird.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Porn in music? wtf?

Akon’s assault (http://hotair.com/archives/2007/05/02/akons-assault/)

It's been reported that this wasn't an isolated incident, but something he routinely does as part of his "concert" appearances.


Oh, and have you WATCHED the videos on MTV, VH1, BET-TV and even CMT (sometimes)? Soft-core porn is putting it mildly as a description of some of the MUSIC videos shown.

[kenyon330]

Oh, and have you WATCHED the videos on MTV, VH1, BET-TV and even CMT (sometimes)? Soft-core porn is putting it mildly as a description of some of the MUSIC videos shown.

Sex sells :/

[DoctorDoom]

Sex sells :/Child porn also sells.

Question, kid: where is it written that the fact that pornography sells means that we must cater to the depraved tastes of the sick, pathetic scum who buy it, and that it must be available publicly, with no controls whatever over it?

[kenyon330]

Child porn also sells.

Question, kid: where is it written that the fact that pornography sells means that we must cater to the depraved tastes of the sick, pathetic scum who buy it, and that it must be available publicly, with no controls whatever over it?

Answer, geezer: why should the government have any control over if an adult (me) watches two consenting adults pretend to like each other, knocking off some knuckle-children in the process? THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGGAJ_2TvQ&mode=related&search=)

[DesertFox]

What's a knuckle-child?

[cerebraldebris]

Answer, geezer: why should the government have any control over if an adult (me) watches two consenting adults pretend to like each other, knocking off some knuckle-children in the process? THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGGAJ_2TvQ&mode=related&search=)

Well, this is one problem with porn. It's created a whole bunch of little boys who think all it takes to be a man is ejaculation.
Children watching porn is in no way a good thing. Child porn? Epidemic. There are a whole lot of filthy maggots praying on children out there... and you want to post videos that make fun of it? If there's anything that gets me madder than a liberal it's shit like this.
I might just get banned from FC if you decide to take this any further.

[kenyon330]

There are a whole lot of filthy maggots praying on children out there... and you want to post videos that make fun of it?

Yeah, it's worth making fun of. The whole "pr0n corrupts the soul" stuff is ridiculous, in my opinion.

I might just get banned from FC if you decide to take this any further.

Ummm, okay? What are you going to do, send me a bunch of nasty messages?

[PrezLeefun]

^^^Thank You Kenyon for displaying how immature you really are. God forbid anyone you care for is ever sexually exploited.... lets see how harmless you think it is then. Foolish child.

[cerebraldebris]

^^^Thank You Kenyon for displaying how immature you really are. God forbid anyone you care for is ever sexually exploited.... lets see how harmless you think it is then. Foolish child.
I think he'd probably still make fun of it... given the idiocy in his replies so far.

Kenyon- I sincerely hope sexual exploitation, abuse, rape or sodomy never touches your life or the life of someone you love. You obviously have no idea what rage the subject stirs up in those it's affected in one form or another. And if you do understand and still think it's something to make light of, then you're an even bigger POS than originally thought.
You're welcome to keep going. You're doing a fine job of showing the community what you're all about. A proud pervert who thinks child porn is funny and who thinks that children being exposed to porn is something to make fun of.

Ummm, okay? What are you going to do, send me a bunch of nasty messages?Little boy, go squeeze off another... because that's as close to being a man as you're ever going to get.

[DoctorDoom]

Answer, geezer: why should the government have any control over if an adult (me) watches two consenting adults pretend to like each other, knocking off some knuckle-children in the process? "WAAAHHHHH! You can't tell ME what to do, you mean old ... adult."

:whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine:

You might have just barely reached the stage of having a sort-of-adult body, but your mind is still adolescent. You're still afflicted with Teenage Omniscience Syndrome. You don't know squat, child. You only think you do.

At your age, child, your hormones are in warp drive. You think only with the little head. Your body is nothing but a support and transport mechanism for your dick. And it will be that way for several more years. Ergo, your opinions on human sexuality are irrelevant.

Don't lecture us, child. You don't have what it takes.

[DoctorDoom]

Ummm, okay? What are you going to do, send me a bunch of nasty messages?CD might. The folks with the red usernames have other options, child. And you're beginning to piss me off.

[kenyon330]

"WAAAHHHHH! You can't tell ME what to do, you mean old ... adult."

:whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine: :whine:

You might have just barely reached the stage of having a sort-of-adult body, but your mind is still adolescent. You're still afflicted with Teenage Omniscience Syndrome. You don't know squat, child. You only think you do.

At your age, child, your hormones are in warp drive. You think only with the little head. Your body is nothing but a support and transport mechanism for your dick. And it will be that way for several more years. Ergo, your opinions on human sexuality are irrelevant.

Don't lecture us, child. You don't have what it takes.

Thanks for not answering my question and insulting me instead.

[kenyon330]

A proud pervert who thinks child porn is funny and who thinks that children being exposed to porn is something to make fun of.

Not a "proud pervert". Child Porn isn't really that funny, but it certainly should be illegal. Kids are going to find access to porn somehow these days, and it isn't that big of a deal, to be honest. If you think it's that important, just put some filters on your computer and don't let them outside the house...

[cerebraldebris]

Not a "proud pervert". Child Porn isn't really that funny, but it certainly should be illegal. Kids are going to find access to porn somehow these days, and it isn't that big of a deal, to be honest. If you think it's that important, just put some filters on your computer and don't let them outside the house...

You're missing it completely Kenyon. The heat came from Leno making light of a serious issue... and you added fuel to the fire.

Child Porn isn't really that funny
It's not funny at all. Not even remotely.

Kids are going to find access to porn somehow these days
Yes... and someone actually tries to do something to help minimize that fact and the jackass brigade comes out to make fun of them for it.

and it isn't that big of a deal, to be honest
Come back and tell me about it when you have your own to protect.

[M.C.]

Wait this thread is supposed to be about children watching porn, not child porn. Child porn is just downright nasty and evil.

Kids watching porn isn't a good thing at all, but it seems these two things are being merged into one in this thread.

[kenyon330]

Wait this thread is supposed to be about children watching porn, not child porn. Child porn is just downright nasty and evil.

Kids watching porn isn't a good thing at all, but it seems these two things are being merged into one in this thread.

Right, I have no idea where child porn came from. Child porn is pretty horrible, but "children" (who are likely to be around 16 years old, not 7 year old toddlers) watching porn isn't that big of a deal. Their parents should talk to them about it but it's not an epidemic.

[DoctorDoom]

Child Porn isn't really that funny ...Juvie troll, with that despicable, outrageous comment, you've just earned the Mouseclick of Death. Go back to FISTED or whatever Web sewer you slithered out of and whine that the mean old DoctorDoom has booted your punk ass out the door.

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

Right, I have no idea where child porn came from. Child porn is pretty horrible, but "children" (who are likely to be around 16 years old, not 7 year old toddlers) watching porn isn't that big of a deal. Their parents should talk to them about it but it's not an epidemic.

I know you are gone, but I simply cannot let this pass without responding for any others who might view the thread. Watching porn at ANY AGE is a BIG DEAL. Yes, it can have serious repercussions -- we're not talking about children sneaking peeks at naked natives in National Geographic -- "porn" is no longer GEOgraphic, it's extremely graphic. Children, whose mental pathways have yet to fully form, young people in the throws of major hormonal and physical changes, who haven't mastered the critical thinking skills to wisely discern garbage from that which titilates and excites are wide open to emotional damage which can have lasting effects on their ability to interact in relationships (not just intimate ones, either).

Unless YOU have been the parent of a child who has been effected by an issue like this, I suggest you shut the you-know-what up.* :flame: :flame: :flame: :flame: I know from whence I speak.




*I apologize for such a heated response. This is another one of those very personal issues that has effected our family. http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/shake000.gif

[M.C.]

I'm not going to lie, watching porn makes you more shallow, and care a bit less about honest loving relationships, and more about just being able to have sex with your girl/boy friend.

Not a good message to send kids to say the least.

[cerebraldebris]

*I apologize for such a heated response. This is another one of those very personal issues that has effected our family. http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/images/icons/shake000.gif

No need for an apology. It's an irascible subject for a lot of people... for a lot of different reasons.