Man Attempts Suicide by Chaining Self to Tree

[Rhino]

Canadian Man Survives Suicide Attempt by Chaining Self to Tree
Wednesday, August 01, 2007

A man found chained to a tree in British Columbia, Canada, was not looking to save the forest from destruction — he was trying to commit suicide, officials said.

The man was found alive Tuesday evening in West Vancouver, British Columbia, after chaining himself to a tree in a remote area six days earlier...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,291716,00.html

Yukon?

[garlicguy]

I'm surprised this made it to the news services. It's the preferred method of offing oneself here in Montana, though folks here usually look for an area heavily infested with Grizzlies. We find lots of empty chains in the woods during hunting season...

[DoctorDoom]

What a loser! He can't do ANYTHING right.

[Lazarus]

Doesnt this guy know - Its Burmuda Grass you gotta chain yourself to if you wanna end it all... Although fescew can be equally quick, it can also be quite messy and brutal...

Trees... sheesh, what a moron...:rolleyes:



:tongue:

[Riverboat]

The man was discovered when hikers, who were looking for their lost dog, heard cries for help,Musta changed his mind. Couldn't reach for the key. Couldn't even drop his britches to go potty. On the plus side, fire ants haven't proliferated up there. Give the hikers a medal anyway. At least they didn't YouTube the poor bloke.

[DeclinetoState]

Chop the tree down, run it through a sawmill with the guy still chained to it. That will help ensure a successful self-offing.

[Antigone]

Doesnt this guy know - Its Burmuda Grass you gotta chain yourself to if you wanna end it all... Although fescew can be equally quick, it can also be quite messy and brutal...

Trees... sheesh, what a moron...:rolleyes:

:tongue:

No, no, no.................KUDZU. That's the way to go. Find ya a big 'ol patch of kudzu and jump right in. No way they're gonna find you in there. :D