Record Number of Americans Flee to Canada

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

ABC News: Love it or Leave it -- Record Number of Americans Flee to Canada (http://www.abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=3433005&page=1)

Blame Canada!
It may seem like a quiet country where not much happens besides ice hockey, curling and beer drinking. But our neighbor to the north is proving to be quite the draw for thousands of disgruntled Americans.
The number of U.S. citizens who moved to Canada last year hit a 30-year high, with a 20 percent increase over the previous year and almost double the number who moved in 2000.

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"Those who are coming have the highest level of education — these aren't people who can't get a job in the states," he says. "They're coming because many of them don't like the politics, the Iraq War and the security situation in the U.S. By comparison, Canada is a tension-free place. People feel safer."



Okay people, move it along. Keep it in a straight line, we're prossessing you as fast as we can. Only one way tickets available. All aboard liberals, demunists, liberazis, left-wing radicals, disgruntled two-bit celebrities.

Buh-bye!
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[Beowulf]

FINALLY!!! All the Libs are making good on their old promise to go to Canada if Bush won in 2004. I hope you all enjoy your new government that runs everything to include your health. *snickers*

[Eagle1]

this is one of the best news stories i have heard in a long time

[The_Elucidator]

Okay people, move it along. Keep it in a straight line, we're prossessing you as fast as we can. Only one way tickets available. All aboard liberals, demunists, liberazis, left-wing radicals, disgruntled two-bit celebrities.

Buh-bye!
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:roar:Yeah, they are doing jobs Canadians won't do..:rotflmbo:

[Lazarus]

Okay people, move it along. Keep it in a straight line, we're prossessing you as fast as we can. Only one way tickets available. All aboard liberals, demunists, liberazis, left-wing radicals, disgruntled two-bit celebrities.

Buh-bye!
<!-- -related- -->Hey! No one get's to leave without an illegal Mexican tucked under his arm...


this is one of the best news stories i have heard in a long timeIt is indeed... we seem to get mostly bad news these days but this is a bright candle in the darkness... Wonder how we could promote this into a real Liberal popular fad... We need at least 20 million of them to leave so it will balance out all the Mexicans...


Yeah, they are doing jobs Canadians won't do..:rotflmbo:Bwahahahaha!!!:thumb:

[Rhino]

Wait til they get sick.

[The_Elucidator]

Wait til they get sick. :rotflmbo:

[DoctorDoom]

Wait til they get sick.Not a problem. Canada's health care is second in quality only to Cuba's. Ask Lard-ass Mooron. He'll tell you (although he WON'T say that his own medical care is made in America).

As for liberals in exodus, as long as there is still one left in America, it's not complete.

[PaulRevere]

A second purge of Tory traitors!

[garlicguy]

Hey! No one get's to leave without an illegal Mexican tucked under his arm...

Could we make that "one under each arm", please.

And, while we're at it, could they surrender their passports, Soc.Sec. cards, Driver's licenses, etc, at the border?

"Don't let the door hit you in the arse".

[DeclinetoState]

Yukon's wife waits for you!

http://www.trailcanada.com/photos/canada-photographs/wildlife/moose-01.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

Little known fact: Yukie is a poofter.


http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/YukieMoose.jpg

[Beowulf]

Doc, DC, you should be ashamed of yourselves, insulting those poor moose like that! What ever did they do to deserve that type of an insult?:rotflmbo:

[dajoga]

Doc, DC, you should be ashamed of yourselves, insulting those poor moose like that! What ever did they do to deserve that type of an insult?:rotflmbo:

Yes, yes, I'm calling PETA!!:evilgrin:

[BuckeyeMike]

"Record Number of Americans Flee to Canada.".......I'm sorry, but the down side to this is?

[garlicguy]

"Record Number of Americans Flee to Canada.".......I'm sorry, but the down side to this is?

...that some of 'em will try to come back (as illegal immigrants) once they see the error in their escape plan.

[Maggie_T]

I sure as hell don't want to think that good Americans sneaking out through our northern border are being replaced by illegal Mexicans sneaking into the southern border. :( So, as long as it's only lefties moving out, I couldn't be happier.



"Those who are coming have the highest level of education — these aren't people who can't get a job in the states," he says. "They're coming because many of them don't like the politics, the Iraq War and the security situation in the U.S. By comparison, Canada is a tension-free place. People feel safer."

It IS lefties moving out! :thumb: Yes, by all means, go, lefties, GO. I can give you a letter of recommendation.



"To whom it may concern:

I hereby vouch that Mr. and Mrs. Lefty are true, honest-to-Gaia, unrepentant and viciously anti-American. They are also cowards, traitors, and fully dependent on government for their every need and action. They are staunch supporters of terrorism ... I mean, of multiculturalism, they reject Christian religion, they loathe George Bush, but worship Hugo Chavez and Castro.

In view of all of the above, I can certify that they will fit snugly in Canadian society, and will figure relentlessly on the long list of beneficiaries of Canadian universal healthcare.

Your aid in relieving the USA of these people will do much to improve Ameri-Canadian relationships.

DISCLAIMER: Should you not be entirely statisfied with these American exports, the Government of the USA regrets to inform its Canadian collegues that said exports are NOT returnable. We will NOT take them back, under any circumstance, or for any reason. You'll just have to deal with them as you see fit.

Gratefully,

The USA"

[omegatrump]

Maybe they're just getting the jump on the North American merger. I think there is a lot of euphoria over nothing. They are running up there to buy property in the new 51'st state while it's still cheap.

[Maggie_T]

...that some of 'em will try to come back (as illegal immigrants) once they see the error in their escape plan.

Good point, GGuy.

Oh, they'll come back, all right. They always do. Heck, some never even leave, in spite of their promises to do so. :rolleyes: As Rhino said, wait till they get sick. I mean, REALLY sick. Wait till they realize they are not the elite anymore, and they have to stand in line with all the other lesser mortals.

They'll be back. And when they are, they will immediately start whining about out "horrible, unfair" healthcare system, and they'll do their infernal best to turn it into socialist medicine.

Yeah, lefties are THAT stupid. Never, ever, underestimate the infinite stupidity of lefties - never mind how "educated" they are.

Also, lefties are like AIDS. Once they infest a country, you cannot erradicate them. If you are lucky - and if Joe Six-pack has the brains to do the right thing at the voting booth - you can control them. If you're not lucky, they'll end up killing you, one way or the other. But you can NEVER get rid of them.

Yep. Just like AIDS.

[DesertFox]

The bastards will come flocking back after a short stay. Canada is too cold, too inefficient and too politically correct. These flibs (f-ing libs) have yet to discover that freedom of speech in Canada doesn't mean what it meant in America. They'll also find that a big majority of Canadians actually like Americans and America.

Of course, when these yeller bellies come slinking back we'll hear nothing of it.

[garlicguy]

Also, lefties are like AIDS. Once they infest a country, you cannot erradicate them.

This sounds a bit like fleas - maybe Army Fleas.

Think I'll duck into my super-secret workshop and develop a collar that keeps lefties away. If it works, I'll be rich by Monday. :smirky:

[dPrasse]

The bastards will come flocking back after a short stay. Canada is too cold,

I believe Syria is a tad bit warmer ... maybe they can flock there ... I hear it is lefty Utopia ...

[DesertFox]

They need to go to Venezuela and help the govt there Chavez its people into absolute poverty.

[BuckeyeMike]

The bastards will come flocking back after a short stay. Canada is too cold, too inefficient and too politically correct. These flibs (f-ing libs) have yet to discover that freedom of speech in Canada doesn't mean what it meant in America. They'll also find that a big majority of Canadians actually like Americans and America.

Of course, when these yeller bellies come slinking back we'll hear nothing of it.


I'm sure Jimmuh Kartair will throw a welcome home party for them!

[Maggie_T]

These flibs (f-ing libs) ...

Flibs. LOL. Fox, you must let me borrow that. :thumb: