Rhino
08-07-2007, 09:59 AM
Old story, but funny.
SPACE ALIEN BACKS BUSH FOR PRESIDENT!
http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.jpg
WASHINGTON -- In a surprise move that has astonished political pundits, the space alien that endorsed Bill Clinton in 1992 has switched party allegiance and is backing GOP Presidential contender George W. Bush!
The political stunner came after a two-hour, hush-hush meeting in a Washington hotel suite, during which the extraterrestrial quizzed Texas Governor Bush on his knowledge of international affairs, basic astronomy and plans for the future before agreeing to throw his weight behind the candidate, according to respected UFO investigator Dennis Baleri.
"This decision comes as a tremendous blow to Vice President Al Gore, who naturally assumed he would inherit the alien's support from his predecessor, Bill Clinton," said Baleri, who has been studying the influence of extraterrestrials on U.S. politics for two decades.
"And it is a tremendous coup for Governor Bush because in past elections, the alien endorsement has been a critical factor -- perhaps even the deciding factor." ...http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.html
Apparently George was amused.
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/K/bush_spacealien.jpg
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushspacealien.htm
SPACE ALIEN BACKS BUSH FOR PRESIDENT!
http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.jpg
WASHINGTON -- In a surprise move that has astonished political pundits, the space alien that endorsed Bill Clinton in 1992 has switched party allegiance and is backing GOP Presidential contender George W. Bush!
The political stunner came after a two-hour, hush-hush meeting in a Washington hotel suite, during which the extraterrestrial quizzed Texas Governor Bush on his knowledge of international affairs, basic astronomy and plans for the future before agreeing to throw his weight behind the candidate, according to respected UFO investigator Dennis Baleri.
"This decision comes as a tremendous blow to Vice President Al Gore, who naturally assumed he would inherit the alien's support from his predecessor, Bill Clinton," said Baleri, who has been studying the influence of extraterrestrials on U.S. politics for two decades.
"And it is a tremendous coup for Governor Bush because in past elections, the alien endorsement has been a critical factor -- perhaps even the deciding factor." ...http://astro.wsu.edu/worthey/astro/html/im-ufo/im-aliens/aliens9.html
Apparently George was amused.
http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/P/K/bush_spacealien.jpg
http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/images/blbushspacealien.htm