Do you have a horror story idea?

[TeenageRepublican]

Okay, do you have a great idea for a horror story? Would you like to see it written down and handed it to you? Well, here's you chance! Here's what you have to do.

Email Me you story idea
horror_writer7493@yahoo.com

Include:
If you care about language or not.
Bloody or not.

What I DON'T write:
I don't write any sex or nudity into my stories.
I don't write stories that involve torture.
I don't write stories about alcholics going on a camping trip.

This is free, please, think of it as help for me, I want to see if I can write any story idea that's pitched to me.
Cheers,
Nathan Perror (pen name)

[Alex]

Okay, do you have a great idea for a horror story? Would you like to see it written down and handed it to you? Well, here's you chance!
If I was in the horror business, I'd have no trouble finding stuff to write about......

An everyday story of my life on the edge of Sherwood Forest would do the trick. :sad:

Alex.

[Beowulf]

Do you have a horror story

Yeah, my mother-in-law!!

[TeenageRepublican]

If I was in the horror business, I'd have no trouble finding stuff to write about......

An everyday story of my life on the edge of Sherwood Forest would do the trick. :sad:

Alex.

Oh my God, why do people do this to me? We could talking about the freaking Blob then they would mention how depressed they are. It's like a part of the conversation.

[TeenageRepublican]

Yeah, my mother-in-law!!

Okay, if you really want me to do it. I just need your first name, and an email. I can make it good. It should be done in 48 hours.

[Beowulf]

Okay, if you really want me to do it. I just need your first name, and an email. I can make it good. It should be done in 48 hours.

:rotflmbo: Not necessary, my friend. I was just saying that my mother-in-law CAN be a horror story.

[TeenageRepublican]

:rotflmbo: Not necessary, my friend. I was just saying that my mother-in-law CAN be a horror story.

Too late, I'm already writing it. It's about a mother-in-law who turns out to be a Cannibal. Cheesy, yes, Funny, at times, Scary, can be, and weird, duh.

[DoctorDoom]

Here's a nightmare:

January 20, 2009. I awoke shortly before noon, nursing the hangover from hell. My body was a cold sweat from the terror that was to come. Downing several long swigs of Jack Daniels, I turned on the TV and watched numbly as I listened to the words that I dreaded to hear. "... do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

The new president turned her eyes toward her husband ...

[TeenageRepublican]

Here's a nightmare:

January 20, 2009. I awoke shortly before noon, nursing the hangover from hell. My body was a cold sweat from the terror that was to come. Downing several long swigs of Jack Daniels, I turned on the TV and watched numbly as I listened to the words that I dreaded to hear. "... do solemnly swear that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my ability, preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States."

The new president turned her eyes toward her husband ...

How many times do I have to say stop joking about that?! Now I have to watch Veggietales to calm me down!!!!!

[DoctorDoom]

Joking? No sane person jokes about that. You wanted a horror story ...

[dPrasse]

Too late, I'm already writing it. It's about a mother-in-law who turns out to be a Cannibal. Cheesy, yes, Funny, at times, Scary, can be, and weird, duh.

Peachy has an ex-M-I-L that would serve as a perfect model !! :lol:

[TeenageRepublican]

Peachy has an ex-M-I-L that would serve as a perfect model !! :lol:

Really? Does she kill and eat the husband just so that that she can capture her pregnant daughter and try to force her to eat the husband?
If so, tell him to send me a PM. He deserves a medal for surviving this long...

[DoctorDoom]

First rule of cannibalism: never eat a priest or minister. You can't keep a good man down.

Second rule of cannibalism: Pepsi, Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew et al are okay in most cases, but when eating men, things go better with Coke.

[M.C.]

Write a story about a heroin-addicted used car salesman who hunts down and kills anyone related to JFK.

[Beowulf]

Peachy has an ex-M-I-L that would serve as a perfect model !! :lol:
If what I hear about Peach's ex is true and I have no doubt it is, then I see where he gets it.

[Jack_Savage]

Okay, do you have a great idea for a horror story? Would you like to see it written down and handed it to you? Well, here's you chance! Here's what you have to do.

Email Me you story idea
horror_writer7493@yahoo.com

Include:
If you care about language or not.
Bloody or not.

What I DON'T write:
I don't write any sex or nudity into my stories.
I don't write stories that involve torture.
I don't write stories about alcholics going on a camping trip.

This is free, please, think of it as help for me, I want to see if I can write any story idea that's pitched to me.
Cheers,
Nathan Perror (pen name)
Opening camera shot after the oath of office of just four legs to feet, no ankles, widening out showing the Oval Office, with First Bro Roger slouching on the couch, and then we see the full view of Hillary and her cheif of Staff Donna Shalala staring down at a few the prospective new interns, Then Bill walks in.....

[TeenageRepublican]

Opening camera shot after the oath of office of just four legs to feet, no ankles, widening out showing the Oval Office, with First Bro Roger slouching on the couch, and then we see the full view of Hillary and her cheif of Staff Donna Shalala staring down at a few the prospective new interns, Then Bill walks in.....

Hey, I said story, not screenplay. :shame: Plus, I have to watch veggietales again now to calm down.