Some good airline news with a southern drawl...

[garlicguy]

Enjoy even if you've never lived in the South- Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised.

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Tower to IranAir 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great.

Pause:

Static..


Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC!!!!!! - ATLANTA ATC!!!!!!!"

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"

Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!!!!!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!!!!!!! INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE!!!!!!!!

Atlanta Air Traffic Control: Well bless your hearts, and praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us --

:rolleyes:

[Beowulf]

:rotflmbo::rotflmbo::rotflmbo::rotflmbo::rotflmbo: :rotflmbo::thumb:

[TeenageRepublican]

I wish the state that I live in was this politically incorrect.
Great Post! :claps::rotflmbo::claps::rotflmbo::claps::claps::r otflmbo::claps::rotflmbo::claps::claps::rotflmbo:: claps::rotflmbo::claps::claps::rotflmbo::claps::ro tflmbo::claps:I'll stop that now.