Timberwolf
08-30-2007, 11:14 PM
Birds of a feather flock together and crap on your car.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because
by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to
look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "
XL."
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.
A penny saved is a government oversight.
The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because
by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to
buy a replacement.
He who hesitates is probably right.
If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met
everybody.
If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in
mind to blame.
The sole purpose of a child's middle name is so he can tell
when he's really in trouble.
There's always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to
look for it. For example I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that
wrinkles don't hurt.
Did you ever notice: When you put the 2 words "The" and "IRS"
together it spells "Theirs."
When I'm feeling down, I like to whistle. It makes the
neighbor's dog run to the end of his chain and gag himself.
Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are "
XL."
The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing
at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at
the tempting moment.