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Timberwolf
09-08-2007, 02:00 PM
Before his 2001 inauguration, George Bush was invited to a get acquainted tour of the White House.

After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom.

When he entered Clinton</ST1:p's personal bathroom, he was astonished to see that President Clinton had a solid gold urinal.

That afternoon, George told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am president, I could have a gold urinal too. But I wouldn't do something that self-indulgent!"

Later when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been at his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.

That evening, when Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed, Hillary smiled,and said to Bill....


"I found out who pissed in your Saxophone."

EveningStar
09-08-2007, 04:58 PM
This is sort of how I heard it many years ago:

Two college roommates live a block or so from their favorite bar. On a school night they decide to go to the bar for a beer or two.

After they have been there awhile and it is starting to get late one of the roommates decides to go home as he has an early class in the morning and the other stays on.

The next evening the room mate who stayed home asks the other one what went on after he left.

The party animal roommate tells him, "I got sick of the bar after awhile so I started home, but on the way I saw a big party and since I was slightly hammered I decided to crash it!

Man it was great! I don't remember a whole lot except I remember they had a golden toilet. It was so cool!"

The more sober roommate says, "Oh sure they did. Just how loaded were you?"

The other roommate says, "Well I can prove it to you. There aren't that many houses between here and the bar. I bet I can find it again."

So these two chuckle heads walk down the street asking people in their homes if they have a golden toilet.

Finally they come to a house and a woman answers the bell.

They ask her about the Golden Toilet and she says, "So you're the one." Then she shouts, "Harry, I found the guy who shit in your tuba!"

Timberwolf
09-08-2007, 07:34 PM
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Now THAT'S funny!

DoctorDoom
09-08-2007, 10:11 PM
Q: why did BJ Billy take up the saxophone?
A: he lost his whore Monica.

TeenageRepublican
09-09-2007, 03:25 PM
:rotflmbo: You see? We, as Conservatives can laguh at ourselves, but if this was a Libtard, hell would hath no fury if it was about them.