Fred Thompson Facts

[hellinon]

In honor of Fred Thompson's run for president, I think it is appropriate to post some of our favorite facts here.
In case some of you haven't noticed, Fred has attracted a lot of facts dedicated to him in the vein of the Chuck Norris hysteria.

Here are some examples from around the net (and some of my favorites)


Fred Thompson uses Mount Doom as a hot tub.

Every time Fred Thompson's PC crashes, Bill Gates calls him and apologizes.

Ways to kill a vampire:
1. Sunlight.
2. Stake through the heart.
3. Tell Fred Thompson that the vampire called him a sissy.

Fred Thompson can pickpocket a ninja.

The Death Star is loosely based on Fred Thompson.

One day Fred Thompson went to Vegas with only one dollar in his wallet. After three hands of blackjack, he owned the entire city.

To help Fred Thompson get to sleep, he has a white noise machine at his bedside. The settings on it are the ocean, a babbling brook, and the dying screams of his enemies.

Fred Thompson never says, "More Ovaltine, please!" If you value your life, you will anticipate his Ovaltine needs.

You can find more by googling Fred Thompson facts. Congrats to the folk that started this up.

[Timberwolf]

http://michaelbane.blogspot.com/2007/06/important-fred-thompson-tidits.html

• Every night before going to sleep, Osama bin Laden checks under his bed for Fred Thompson.

• Though Fred Thompson left the Senate in 2003, Harry Reid still hasn’t stopped wetting his pants.

• Fred Thompson once ended a filibuster by ripping out a senator’s heart and showing it to him before he died.

• Only two things can kill Superman: Kryptonite and Fred Thompson.

• Fred Thompson once stood on our south border and glared at Mexico. There was no illegal immigration for a month.

• Fred Thompson vows not only to win in Iraq but also to forcefully free Vietnam from Communism, thus giving America a perfect win/loss record for wars again.

• Fred Thompson can open clamshell packaging without the slightest trouble.