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Rhino
09-20-2007, 03:05 PM
Man Bit By Rattlesnake After Putting It in His Mouth to Impress Ex-Girlfriend
Wednesday, September 19, 2007

PORTLAND, Ore. — Snake collector Matt Wilkinson of Portland grabbed a 20-inch rattler from the highway near Maupin, and three weeks later, to impress his ex-girlfriend, he stuck the serpent in his mouth.
He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat. Trauma doctors at the Oregon Health and Science University saved his life.

"You can assume alcohol was involved," he said. Actually, not just beer. It was something he called a "mixture of stupid stuff."...

..."She said, 'Get that thing out of my face,'" Wilkinson said. "I told her it was a nice snake. 'Nothing can happen. Watch.'"

So he stuck the snake in his mouth.

"It got a hold of my tongue," he said....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,297394,00.html

Wolfcounsel
09-20-2007, 03:10 PM
Dumbass is as dumbass does.


with apologies to FORREST GUMP

buckeyepete
09-20-2007, 06:27 PM
I always tried to impress the ladies with my charm and manors, but never with snakes. Didn't work well for me at times, but now I can see that snakes weren't the answer either.

Lubbock
09-20-2007, 07:43 PM
I always tried to impress the ladies with my charm and manors, but never with snakes. Didn't work well for me at times, but now I can see that snakes weren't the answer either.

:rotflmbo:

The_Fireman
09-20-2007, 08:34 PM
My Ex is worse than any rattlesnake that I could have had so I could not see that one would have impressed her.However,the snake might have been fairly in awe of her.

Riverboat
09-20-2007, 10:44 PM
A most well-deserved Darwin Award.

Rhino
09-21-2007, 08:29 AM
He can't get the Darwin Award cuz he didn't die. Excellent honorable mention though.

The_Elucidator
09-21-2007, 08:38 AM
He can't get the Darwin Award cuz he didn't die. Excellent honorable mention though.

He is on the practice squad...got high hopes for this one! :biggrin:

garlicguy
09-21-2007, 09:19 AM
He was soon near death with a swollen tongue that blocked his throat.If at first you don't succeed...

He is on the practice squad...got high hopes for this one! Yup! Practice makes perfect.

My Ex is worse than any rattlesnake that I could have had...She bit your tongue so hard that it swelled up and you couldn't breathe?!!?:yikes1::naughty: :yikes: :help: :eyemouth::yikes1:

DeclinetoState
09-22-2007, 08:50 PM
Portland, OR, is the third or fourth most liberal city on the West Coast. I wonder if there's a connection . . .

DoctorDoom
09-22-2007, 09:03 PM
Does the Darwin Award give a recognition for valiant effort?

The_Elucidator
09-22-2007, 09:13 PM
Does the Darwin Award give a recognition for valiant effort?

Yes, it is better known as the CBS, NBC or ABC evening news anchor or the DNC chairman! :evilgrin:

DeclinetoState
09-23-2007, 04:37 PM
This story invites stupid questions. Here's one: Why did the guy feel the need to impress his ex?