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EveningStar
09-21-2007, 10:51 AM
Ananova
September 20, 2007
A Croatian motorbiker's penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak...
More (http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_2517312.html)
PaulRevere
09-21-2007, 11:01 AM
Considering the frequency that men take a wiz beside the road in Europe, Korea, China, and no doubt other places where I have yet to go, getting the electric bananna treatment was bound to happen sooner or later somewhere in the world.
Rhino
09-21-2007, 11:33 AM
Better put some ice on that.
garlicguy
09-21-2007, 11:52 AM
I bet he got a bang outta that!
EveningStar
09-21-2007, 11:54 AM
He was carrying his own lightning rod.
dPrasse
09-21-2007, 11:56 AM
"Hey Baby , my rod is electrifying .... "
EveningStar
09-21-2007, 12:03 PM
Someone posted this at Free Republic this morning. The thread got pulled. :biggrin:
Biker’s penis hit by lightning
Ananova ^ | 9/20/2007 | Staff
Posted on 09/21/2007 7:08:56 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
A Croatian motorbiker’s penis was zapped by lightning as he stopped beside the road to take a leak.
Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb, said: “I don’t remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
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1 posted on 09/21/2007 7:08:59 AM PDT by Red in Blue PA
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To: Red in Blue PA
Lightning rod?
2 posted on 09/21/2007 7:09:47 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Red in Blue PA
Hope he had clean underwear on........
3 posted on 09/21/2007 7:10:07 AM PDT by rightwingextremist1776
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To: Red in Blue PA
so he has a lightning rod?
4 posted on 09/21/2007 7:10:26 AM PDT by CJ Wolf
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dPrasse
09-21-2007, 12:09 PM
So , does that mean we are a tacky bunch ? :lol:
To: Red in Blue PA
Hope he had clean underwear on........
Doesn't matter after the "event" ...
Lazarus
09-21-2007, 12:16 PM
Considering the frequency that men take a wiz beside the road in Europe...Just exactly what frequency are European todgers tuned to?:D
Ahem.... Seriously though...
Two burning questions we really need the answers to:
Does the "willy" in question now have super human powers?
And, if so........ Will he use it for good or for evil?
:brow:
Beowulf
09-21-2007, 12:22 PM
So does this mean that ligtning is gay?
dPrasse
09-21-2007, 12:23 PM
Does the "willy" in question now have super human powers?
And, if so........ Will he use it for good or for evil?
:brow:
Guess that answers my question concerning tackyness ... thanks for such a fast response Laz ...
dPrasse
09-21-2007, 12:24 PM
So does this mean that ligtning is gay?
No , that proves God is a scorned woman :lol:
garlicguy
09-21-2007, 01:23 PM
Just exactly what frequency are European todgers tuned to?:D
Ahem.... Seriously though...
Two burning questions we really need the answers to:
Does the "willy" in question now have super human powers?
And, if so........ Will he use it for good or for evil?
:brow:
If the "willy" was Slick Willy Clinton, the answer to the first question is No and the second is obvious.
Timberwolf
09-22-2007, 02:40 PM
Quote:
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Hope he had clean underwear on........ </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
Doesn't matter after the "event" ...<!-- / message -->
Yuppers...first, ya gonna SAY it, then yer gonna DO it.
DesertFox
09-25-2007, 07:01 PM
A Croatian motorbike rider was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a roadside toilet break.
Metro.co.uk reported Ante Djindjic, 29, escaped relatively unscathed from the incident, suffering only light burns to his chest and arms.
He said: "I don't remember what happened. One minute I was taking a leak and the next thing I knew I was in hospital.
"Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."
"Thankfully, the doctors said that there would be no lasting effects, and my penis will function normally eventually."
That's just as long as lightning doesn't strike in the same place twice.
Source (http://www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22478633-13762,00.html)
Venus de Smilo
09-26-2007, 04:23 AM
I wonder if.......never mind.
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