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Incident_command
09-25-2007, 01:50 PM
London, Sep 20 (ANI): A Venezuelan man, who had been declared dead, woke up in the morgue while being cut open during a post mortem.
Carlos Camejo was declared dead after a highway accident and taken to the morgue, where examiners began an autopsy only to realize something was wrong when he started bleeding.
The 33-year-old woke up in excruciating pain, following which the medics immediately stitched up the cut on his face.

http://in.news.yahoo.com/070920/139/6kzx0.html


I can just hear it now, So there I was...............
Who could beat this story.

DoctorDoom
09-25-2007, 02:37 PM
The 33-year-old woke up in excruciating pain, following which the medics immediately stitched up the cut on his face.How about immediately administer a pain killer and THEN do the stitching?

One wonders how many "dead" people woke up in their coffins? There are cases of disinterred coffins that have been opened only to find that the insides were gouged by the fingernails of the "corpse" trying to escape.

It was common enough that embalming was mandated.

Rhino
09-25-2007, 02:39 PM
Might just be me, but I'm thinking that pain killers aren't exactly common in the morgue.

DoctorDoom
09-25-2007, 02:45 PM
Might just be me, but I'm thinking that pain killers aren't exactly common in the morgue.Wake me up when the day's over. Duh! :biggrin:

Moved to International forum.

The_Elucidator
09-25-2007, 02:46 PM
Might just be me, but I'm thinking that pain killers aren't exactly common in the morgue.

Probably just what the cleanup crew are taking illegally...

Venus de Smilo
09-26-2007, 04:19 AM
So much for socialized medicine...............