bigred1says
10-09-2007, 12:40 AM
Rules Of Washington
1 If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
2 Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
3 There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.
4 An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
5 The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6 Chicken little only has to be right once.
7 "NO" is only an interim response.
8 You can't kill a bad idea.
9 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
10 The truth is a variable.
11 A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.
12 A promise is not a guarantee.
13 If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.
1 If it's worth fighting for, it's worth fighting dirty for.
2 Don't lie, cheat or steal...unnecessarily.
3 There is always one more son of a bitch than you counted on.
4 An honest answer can get you into a lot of trouble.
5 The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
6 Chicken little only has to be right once.
7 "NO" is only an interim response.
8 You can't kill a bad idea.
9 If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you ever tried.
10 The truth is a variable.
11 A porcupine with his quills down in just another fat rodent.
12 A promise is not a guarantee.
13 If you can't counter the argument, leave the meeting.