View Full Version : Kennedy Released From Hospital After Surgery (Ted Kennedy)
EveningStar
10-13-2007, 12:30 PM
I think it's OK to wish him well, don't you? We can still make fun of him.
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October 13, 2007
BOSTON -- Sen. Edward M. Kennedy was released from the hospital Saturday, one day after he underwent surgery to repair a partially blocked artery in his neck, which was discovered during an examination of a decades-old back injury...
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Wyatt_Junker
10-13-2007, 12:39 PM
I can see why the neck artery was strained. Must be tough getting all that blood, lymph and other shit up past Square Head's greasy french fry laced plumbing and into all that square footage of his roomy fukkin noggin. Boy's disproportionate and shit. He's got a buffalo head on top of an infant torso. Try balancing an orange on the tip of a pencil for even a second. Can't do it. I don't blame that poor, little artery. I blame his mother for snapping her pubis bone on that unholy, gigantic crown when he was born.
TeenageRepublican
10-13-2007, 12:44 PM
When you said Kennedy was okay at the hospital, I thought they got JFK back to life. For a minute I actually had hope for the democrat party...just for a minute.
Get well, Ted, we need a punching bag for our insults. :biggrin:
Maggie_T
10-13-2007, 12:53 PM
My mother told me that if I had nothing nice to say, just keep quiet.
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TeenageRepublican
10-13-2007, 12:59 PM
My mother told me that if I had nothing nice to say, just keep quiet.
...
Maggie, I have to say what libtards would say to you right now:
"You ungrateful racist republican beeper who only cares about money!"
Sorry, I feel sad that there haven't been any left-wing insults thrown at me for the past 48 hours. :sad:
Maggie_T
10-13-2007, 01:07 PM
I can lend you some of those the threw my way. I have whole archives of them. ;)
EveningStar
10-13-2007, 01:12 PM
I can see why the neck artery was strained. Must be tough getting all that blood, lymph and other shit up past Square Head's greasy french fry laced plumbing and into all that square footage of his roomy fukkin noggin. Boy's disproportionate and shit. He's got a buffalo head on top of an infant torso. Try balancing an orange on the tip of a pencil for even a second. Can't do it. I don't blame that poor, little artery. I blame his mother for snapping her pubis bone on that unholy, gigantic crown when he was born.
And then there's this. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v719/bruckner/Humor-Political/DeadKennedystoodrunk.jpg)
TeenageRepublican
10-13-2007, 01:13 PM
I can lend you some of those the threw my way. I have whole archives of them. ;)
That would be good. :evilgrin:
Wyatt_Junker
10-13-2007, 01:18 PM
So, I take it the DK's never tried uppers?
Riverboat
10-13-2007, 01:42 PM
My mother told me that if I had nothing nice to say, just keep quiet.My dear old dad used to say the same thing. . .
but he claimed there was a loophole for Teddy.
Wolfcounsel
10-13-2007, 02:17 PM
"I think it's OK to wish him well, don't you?" --EveningStar
I wish him well-embalmed and dead, soon. Phoque him!
Pardon my French.
DoctorDoom
10-13-2007, 04:03 PM
As a resident of Massholechusetts, I don't wish the bloated bastard well. He doesn't belong in DC.
... a decades-old back injury...How delicately phrased. Driving off of bridges can do that.
http://www.ytedk.com/neckbracebg.jpg
Lubbock
10-13-2007, 07:13 PM
Mom told me the same thing, Maggie.
But I'm going to go with Boat's Loophole.
I was hoping Teddy would go out feet first.
Riverboat
10-13-2007, 11:01 PM
I was hoping Teddy would go out feet first.Not me. Head first or ass first. Whichever is heavier.
Jack_Savage
10-13-2007, 11:25 PM
I think it's OK to wish him well, don't you? We can still make fun of him.
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October 13, 2007
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What the heck are you smoking? Wish Kennedy well? How bought wishing Mary Jo's family some well-being. Who are you anyway.
Venus de Smilo
10-14-2007, 05:08 AM
I think it's OK to wish him well, don't you? We can still make fun of him.
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October 13, 2007
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Syou used to make sense and have some anti-left spunk in you. Did the 'rats slip into your house and capture you, ply you with mind-altering substances or perform a lobotomy on you while you slept?
You seem to be suffering from a form of Stockholm Syndrome lately.
Etaoin
10-14-2007, 09:38 AM
What the heck are you smoking? Wish Kennedy well? How bought about wishing Mary Jo's family some well-being. Who are you anyway.
Excuse the spelling correction D4R, Anyway, back in those days there was still enough integrity in a limited part of the MSM to report that the Kopeckne family's grief was assuaged when the Kennedy family bought them a house! That assured that there would be no further quest for justice despite the criminal actions of an unnamed Senator from Massachusetts.
Wyatt_Junker
10-14-2007, 09:41 AM
What the heck are you smoking? Wish Kennedy well? How bought wishing Mary Jo's family some well-being. Who are you anyway.
Major Tangent Alert:
There is truth here. Something that folks often don't like to admit due to being called unkind. However, there are many, many people on this planet whom it would be better if they never existed. They do not edify their own tribe let alone other tribes, are not constructive in thought nor deed. For them, evil is pleasurable. Lies wet their lips. Deceit, betrayal, infidelity - these are all highly arousing concepts to them. They dog ear the pages of every delicious instance of malice in their life's portfolio so they can keep coming back to it, the people they burned, the faces they destroyed. A hobby that almost borders on serial obsession. Only their appetite matters to them. And their footprints can be found smeared on the back of a million heads used as flag stones across a field of burning shit.
Folks, it is okay to wish them not only dead(for death itself is a blessing), to have them jerked out entirely from this world, but prior to that, to be greeted with a severity of the soul, an affliction, a trainwreck, a setback, the weight of which crushes the evil out from them. And, it is what God would want also as he smoothes the burrs out of people and adds thorns to the sides of those who need His protection. So, allow God to lay Teddy's head gently onto the spiritual bench grinder. Then, watch as the sparks fly. You can even smile(just a little bit) when you inhale the smell of the burning metal wheel as it cauterizes the flesh. Yes, the transformation of your enemies is highly rewarding. Don't be so religious as to not acknowledge that you are human, Christian.
And demons do not exorcise themselves. It takes a confrontation with high intensity light. And if Teddy's chubby, uncalloused hands have never known honest or sincere work and have only applied themselves in the false, easy ways of inheritance or graft, or man-whoring, or pretending an aristocracy, or at least an affiliation with it aka Camelot, a false royalty, then God looks down on such as malformed half beings. How many cumulative years has his ass been superglued to a chair in DC now? The utter atrophy of the human animal! If an x-ray of the spirit could be developed and it rendered pictures of the character inside a man, Teddy's would be prepubescently nascent, a child ranting in a high chair throwing food as a snot bubble ran down into its mouth. A pathetic Jethro Tull lyric.
A man who started the drumbeat of the Iraq war being a quagmire the moment it began, not giving it a chance, and then kept beating it for 2 years straight which directly lead to the deaths of American soldiers. Well, there are very direct adjectives and nouns for that. We should not be afraid to say them. Traitorous. Evil. Coarse. Murderous. Manipulative. Self-serving. Bloated. Liar. Malodorous. Adulterous. A sot. Filthy. Prone to rage.
And he is only one of our senators. There are many more just like him. People who yearn for America to fail, to die, to embarrass, to retreat, to shrink back, to implode. Should we not hope that God would deal with such hate-filled, destructive skum? This nation that was founded on God, by God and for God and as an experimental act of evangelistic freedom? Shouldn't those who disagree with those principles, shouldn't we ask God to re-direct them in a way that only He can?
If you pray for your enemies, really pray for them, what is it like? That He would fill their life with a perpetual orgasm? That He would fill them intravenously with prime rib and cotton candy 24/7? How did David pray? The Psalms are the truth. They are as plain as pain. And from them, it is easy to understand that God is above religious arguments and moral 'niceness'. God intends for His work to be worthwhile, straightforward and as deep as a wound that goes all the way to the heart. And in Christ that means, foremost, that we be real with ourselves.
Ted Kennedy needs to understand guilt and shame and remorse. I'm not sure if there is an earthly power that can reveal those to him, let alone translate them into his soul. Only God can. And that is the work of prayer. We should only hope that he can somehow understand the pain that he has deliberately given birth to, that it may instruct him.
DesertFox
10-14-2007, 09:56 AM
"I think it's OK to wish him well, don't you?" No, I don't. I wish him dead. And if he'd go right this minute, I'd forego wishing him a painful, agonizing way out followed by eternity in hell. :flame:
I'd settle for a full frontal lobotomy, like they did to his aunty.
DoctorDoom
10-14-2007, 10:25 AM
Ted's motto: "I prefer a bottle in front of me to a frontal lobotomy."
Jack_Savage
10-14-2007, 10:34 AM
Ted Kennedy needs to understand guilt and shame and remorse. I'm not sure if there is an earthly power that can reveal those to him, let alone translate them into his soul. Only God can. And that is the work of prayer. We should only hope that he can somehow understand the pain that he has deliberately given birth to, that it may instruct him. --Wyatt
I think he does Wyatt. I think he always has. Its his self loathing which propels him not for some higher standard, but to satisfy his compulsions of self-inflated personal desires. Get drunk, get laid, get elected. He will be remembered as fat and uneffective old fart who contributed nothing. Lived off of his familys money. He knows it. That is his penance. Look into his clouded eyes and watch his self awarness experience his existance shrivelling up in front of him. What does he have left to look forward to but memories of oh so many unfullfilled expectations, knowing he could have done something but chose to do nothing. He will be appropriately rewarded , when he passes on, and I believe that realization is showing on his creased with sorrow fat mug he has to face every new day.
DeclinetoState
10-14-2007, 09:59 PM
As a resident of Massholechusetts, I don't wish the bloated bastard well. He doesn't belong in DC.
... a decades-old back injury...
How delicately phrased. Driving off of bridges can do that.
Uh, yeah. It's been about four decades since Ted took Mary Jo on that one-way ride.
Riverboat
10-15-2007, 07:40 AM
On second thought, I DO wish the Tedster well. In fact, I wish him the same fate as thousands of unborn children he doesn't consider human.
Patriot Heart
10-15-2007, 08:23 AM
Ted's motto: "I prefer a bottle in front of me to a frontal lobotomy."
Too Funny Doc! :rotflmbo: :roar: :biggrin:
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