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DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:22 AM
Scientists have made a breakthrough in man's desire to control the forces of nature – unveiling plans to weaken hurricanes and steer them off course, to prevent tragedies such as Hurricane Katrina. ...

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With any luck, they could steer a hurricane right on top of Feedell, which would suck him into the stratosphere. Gravity would then slam his evil ass into the earth from 50,000 feet. Even that lucky bastid wouldn't likely survive all that.

Under one scheme, aircraft would drop soot into the near-freezing cloud at the top of a hurricane, causing it to warm up and so reduce wind speeds. Computer simulations of the forces at work in the most violent storms have shown that even small changes can affect their paths – enabling them to be diverted from major cities. ...

Last month scientists at the Hebrew University of Jerusalem announced that they had simulated the effect of sowing clouds with microscopic dust to cool the hurricane's base, also weakening it. The dust would attract water but would form droplets too small to fall as rain. Instead, they would rise and evaporate, cooling hot air at the hurricane base.

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DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:25 AM
As a Midwestern boy, I won't be impressed til they can steer tornadoes.

DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:27 AM
Also, seems like heating up the soot to red hot temps might work even better. 'Course, if they overdo it they could end up with a red hot hurricane setting the wheatfields afire an' shiite.

DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:30 AM
Also, they could shoot dry ice into the bottom and cool that hummer down posthaste. The question then would become: Cubed or crushed?

DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:31 AM
How about dropping whole icebergs in at the top, tamping them down with red hot soot and watching the 'cane just sorta wilt? That oughtta make one heckuva home video, so long as you're not on the side where the 'cane falls. Getting crushed by that much air prolly might not be very fun.

DesertFox
10-21-2007, 10:32 AM
In a few centuries we'll defeat hurricanes in a simpler way, dragging a black hole onto the scene by means of its electric charge, and letting it just suck up the whole damn thing. Then drag the black hole back out to 23,000 miles where it would remain stationary til the next hurricane.

Timberwolf
10-21-2007, 09:54 PM
LOL!!

Wouldn't a quasar work better??