Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray

[Rhino]

Scientists Generate Powerful Antimatter Ray
Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Researchers at North Carolina State University have produced the world's most powerful antimatter beam.

"There is a reactor in Munich, Germany, that has been generating those types of radiation beams for some time now, and our analysis of the data shows that we have exceeded what they have reported," Dr. Ayman Hawari... told the university's Web site....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304497,00.html

[Sarah]

I wonder if I can mount one on my car to deal with people that cut me off. :evilgrin:

[DesertFox]

I think it's against the law to use antimatter guns on a car. You have to use photon torpedoes.

[Timberwolf]

LOL

[DoctorDoom]

I think it's against the law to use antimatter guns on a car.It is. If the shot misses, it can annihilate 20 square miles, which in some locations could be a substantial nuisance.

[Rhino]

Depends on if it's a high capacity, assault antimatter gun.

[Beowulf]

It is. If the shot misses, it can annihilate 20 square miles, which in some locations could be a substantial nuisance.
Doc, we must acquire one of these items and point it wherever they will be holding the DNC in 2008. We would rid ourselves of alot of problems!

[Franko]

Hey, anyone find one that will FIT on the hood of a car; probably be another ten years before Apple makes one that lets people d/l music and surf the web while blasting road hogs.

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Found in galactic want ads recently:

SMUG INTELLECTUAL. Formerly-rampant human-
coded AI with a sense of humor seeks
bipedal oxygen-breathing cyborg for serious
relationship in the galactic core. I've
got cool guns if you like to break stuff.
No yuppies. MRa2572 (5/23).

[Rhino]

Hey, anyone find one that will FIT on the hood of a car; probably be another ten years before Apple makes one that lets people d/l music and surf the web while blasting road hogs.Coming to a store near you! The NEW Apple iRay!!!!

[DoctorDoom]

A two-year contract is required, and it will work only with AT&T positrons.

[TeenageRepublican]

Coming to a store near you! The NEW Apple iRay!!!!

Listen to your favorite music while you ray down your crack that you don't want the cops to find!

*Pothead gives thumbs up and smiles*

Ray your daughter's liberal boyfriend without remorse!

*Shows 17 year old hippie crying on the floor while being zapped in the gonads*

Yep, I would totally buy that if they had the commercial exactly like that.

[DesertFox]

This here antimatter gun sounds sorta like the sonic guns Michael Crichton invented for his anti-environmentalist novel State of Fear.