Robber Warded Off by Store Clerk With Ax

[Rhino]

New York Store Clerk Wards Off Robber With Ax
Wednesday, October 24, 2007

BROOKHAVEN, N.Y. — A tiny 27-year-old New York store clerk stalled a robber pointing a gun at her by swinging a giant ax at him until he fled from her family's Long Island convenience store....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304728,00.html

[Jack_Savage]

Did he have a permit for that ax?

[Sarah]

That's awesome! Too bad she didn't hit him between the eyes.

[DesertFox]

Awesome seeing you again, Sarah! How wuz the honeymoon?

Since this happened in Noo Yawk, the girl will prolly be arrested for threatening the robber with a deadly weapon.

[DeclinetoState]

Did he have a permit for that ax?He?A tiny 27-year-old New York store clerk stalled a robber pointing a gun at her by swinging a giant ax at him until he fled from her family's Long Island convenience store....

[DesertFox]

D4R meant, did the robber have a permit to wear an ax in his brain? That's a punishable offense in Noo Yawk if you don't gots no permit.

[Sarah]

Awesome seeing you again, Sarah! How wuz the honeymoon?

It was a lot of fun. hehe :D

[BabyBeastie]

Giant axe? It was a normal sized axe. She was the tiny one. That guy obviously had a toy/unloaded weapon or else she'd be a grease stain on the floor.

[Phil Osophical]

The nerve of that woman. Did she not recognize the mischievous ghetto ghoul as being from a deprived socio-economic background? She was cruel and insensitive and should be charged with ethnic disrespect. She probably was, but we'll never know about it.

[Jack_Savage]

He?
Ahh. No-kiddin, good for her. Probably she wouldn't need a permit.

[Lubbock]

I saw a picutre of her this morning.

I believe, from her headgear and skin color, she is an Arab. Could have been an Indian.

[TeenageRepublican]

Good. Now she needs to improve to a chainsaw. Then a pistol, then a shotgun...then eventually a huge collection of over kill weapons.

[DoctorDoom]

... then eventually a huge collection of over kill weapons."You gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya... PUNK?"

:overkill:

[Air Force Guy]

Standard issue for cashiers in that neighborhood now:

Nailgun from Quake (http://www.gamespot.com/pc/action/quake/index.html?tag=result;img;1) 1.... Nuff said.

[TeenageRepublican]

"You gotta ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya... PUNK?"

:overkill:


I'd rather have it be "Is my day made yet?"

[Beowulf]

An axe used as a weapon? We must therefore ban axes for they may hurt someone!:rotflmbo:

[bigred1says]

Aren’t axes used to chop down virgin rain forests? We have to put a stop to these evil tools of destruction! We are living in a culture of death that glorifies large lumberjacks with overgrown blue oxen. How can we expect our children to stay away from axes when our society relishes in the wholesale slaughter of our wooden brothers.

[DeclinetoState]

Aren't axes used to kill poor defenseless chickens? I'm sure PETA would support a ban on them.