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Rhino

10-24-2007, 12:34 PM

Illinois Sex Offender Tries to Castrate Himself
Wednesday, October 24, 2007

SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — A 59-year-old convicted sex offender in Illinois tried to castrate himself using a filet knife after he got the urge to "touch and hurt children,"...

The man...removed one of his testickes, flushed it down the toilet and severely injured the other one....http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,304738,00.html

If at first you don't succeed......

Neil Peart

10-24-2007, 12:36 PM

The sad thing is, the socialibs are probably going to use this as "reason" to not require sex offenders to register.

Wolfcounsel

10-24-2007, 12:40 PM

Stupid moron. Didn't he know that women don't have testicles, and women of menopause age have been known to commit mayhem and murder? Castration does absolutely nothing to quell the psycho in a man.

DesertFox

10-24-2007, 01:35 PM

Don't stop him bein' crazy, neither.

DeclinetoState

10-24-2007, 01:48 PM

The man...removed one of his testickes, flushed it down the toilet and severely injured the other one.... And this is a problem because?

HomeschoolrsRUs

10-24-2007, 01:53 PM

Well here's the problem:

...removed one of his testickes

Sarah

10-24-2007, 01:54 PM

I would be happy to help this man with his castration.

Neil Peart

10-24-2007, 01:56 PM

I would be happy to help this man with his castration.And then I would use the knife to slit his throat. :thumb:

Lubbock

10-24-2007, 03:55 PM

I would be happier if the Headline had read: "Sex Offender Tries to Kill Himself and Succeds."

bigred1says

10-24-2007, 04:03 PM

He needed to adjust his aim about 1/2" north.

Beowulf

10-24-2007, 04:18 PM

Hey, maybe castration won't solve anything but if the guy still wants to do it to himself, let him. He's only hurting himself!

Teenager

10-24-2007, 04:49 PM

What Beo said. If the guy wants to do it himself, let him...

Jester21

10-25-2007, 11:19 AM

Why wouldn't castration work? Isn't that why they had eunuchs?

Rhino

10-25-2007, 11:31 AM

Assuming his urges are based in a sexual desire, castration should work.

DesertFox

10-25-2007, 11:38 AM

No doubt about it, this is a nut case.

cerberus

10-25-2007, 12:51 PM

He may be crazy, but at least he's trying eh?

He chose to mutilate himself rather than "touch and hurt" children; can't fault the man for trying to protect others at his own expense. heh.

Rhino

10-25-2007, 12:53 PM

I don't fault him for trying. For not succeeding maybe....

DeclinetoState

10-28-2007, 04:14 PM

"I don't fault him for trying. For not succeeding maybe...."

Damn right. We have too much slipshod, second-rate work being done nowadays. If you have the balls--so to speak--to neuter yourself, at least make sure you know how to do it right. Take some pride in your efforts.

What a wuss.