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HomeschoolrsRUs
10-27-2007, 09:10 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/technology/technology.html?in_article_id=489653&in_page_id=1965

Human race will 'split into two different species'

The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.

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These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.

"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.

Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.

Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.

Wolfcounsel
10-27-2007, 09:45 PM
We have ugly, goblin-like creatures now! Look at Hillary.

Timberwolf
10-27-2007, 11:00 PM
And we have simpletons parading as intellectuals...note the author of this "theory"...whaddayutz. :rolleyes:

PrezLeefun
10-27-2007, 11:04 PM
I guess those good looking folks are conservatives.

(for current references see liberal women vs. conservative women)

http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/showthread.php?t=50955&page=5

BuckeyeMike
10-28-2007, 04:17 PM
Ya beat me to it Prez.......again!!!!

PaulRevere
10-28-2007, 04:55 PM
Publish or perish. What some "scientists" come up with during their acid trip weekends. Okay, I'll bite.
an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures,
Like we don't have enough Democrats already ...

Hillary, John Edwards, Jesse, et al are already formulating government programs for them.

Franko
10-28-2007, 07:17 PM
LOL at the whole thread. The human race 'peaked' a long time ago, and it's been all downhill since.

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Found recently in Galactic personals:

SLEEPING BEAUTY. Long-deactivated
extraterrestrial personality construct in
search of gullible carbon-based cyborg (<
20% machine) to confuse, irritate and
teleport randomly around an abandoned
desert planet in the core. All answered.
MRa268' (5/30).

DeclinetoState
10-28-2007, 07:23 PM
http://www.californiaconservative.org/images/_michael_moore.JPG http://blog.case.edu/james.chang/2006/10/13/cindy_sheehan.jpg http://www.orbitcast.com/archives/James-Carville-XM-Radio.JPG

Three of the prototypes of the new species.

DesertFox
10-30-2007, 11:56 AM
Freecers and progeny on the one hand, everybody else on the other. Guess it'll be nice to live to 120, but I's thinkin' more along the lines of 500.