Hillary ticks off Sikhs

[DesertFox]

Josh Gerstein
The New York Sun
19 Nov 07

The Clinton campaign's abrupt cancellation of scheduled appearances here is leaving members of the Sikh community dismayed and demanding an explanation.

Traditional food, elaborate costumes, and ritual sword fighting were on display as thousands of Sikhs celebrated a religious festival here yesterday, but the expected guest of honor, Senator Clinton, was a no-show. Mrs. Clinton also scuttled a fund-raising breakfast at a nearby fairgrounds where Sikh leaders had hoped to raise $1 million for her presidential campaign.

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[ThomasMore]

That'll learn 'em...

[The_Elucidator]

They will raise money and vote for her anyway! Book it!

[PaulRevere]

"We're just sikh about this," snickered on Clinton campaign aide.
"I hope that they don't get their turbans all unraveled about this," chortelled another.
"Looks like they're all in a wad about it," guffawed a third.

[Lazarus]

Pfft! Silly Sikhs....:rolleyes:

[Wyatt_Junker]

Maybe she was tired of having to endure all those curry farts from several hundred ethnic assholes. Maybe she didn't want to paint the red dot between her eyes and have people mistake it for a zit. She sure didn't have a problem wearing the headscarf when she whored with terrorist bigwigs 10 years ago in the WB. Politico-fundraising may have half an ounce more prestige than the Thunderbird-soaked beggar in the liner notes of a Jethro Tull album, but not much more.

I can see her now trying to hustle scratch from strange furry men with cashew bits stuck in their beards. And then there's the nightmare of swearing off haircuts for life. Swarthy Indians, especially the sikh fuks, have to wind up all that matted hair and twist it around like the giant ball of yarn on Route 66 before they can take their morning shit. Otherwise Shiva's gonna pop a cap in their ass. The hygiene of enormous hair makes for a very strange tasting Sloppy Joe once they're whipping up da grub. Apparently that's not worth a million dollars.

She is going to have to beg somewhere else for a pocketful of change, say another huddled mass of hb1 visas, all of them eager for immigrant reforms(cough, amnesty). But in order to pull that off, she will have to rule with an iron gut for I see many plates of steaming strange in her future; glistening plates of gelifite fish, boiled tripe, kreplasch, and dingleberry danishes. Then there's the guy from Seinfeld who prepared his meals by foot.

[The_Elucidator]

Besides Wyatt; she probably had an illegal Chinese fundraiser to attend. Or maybe she had to attend and execution for some poor Chinese waiter who refused to take his $2000 bundled donation hit for her campaign. We know this because later on at a bash Petraeus fundraiser she forgot to remove her swastika armband.

[BuckeyeMike]

Oh you guys are goooood......reaaaally goooood!

[Venus de Smilo]

Something was happening elsewhere that was worth more to her, either politically or financially. She'll send out her strong-arm guys on their best behavior to make nice, the Sikhs will forgive her, and all will be well, at least until she cashes the check.

Sikh, ye shall find corruption. You'll also get a surprise when Hillary starts her religious restriction programs. If y'all wind up behind bars some day for violation of her new laws, don't say we didn't warn you fools.

[Maggie_T]

"We're just sikh about this," snickered on Clinton campaign aide.
"I hope that they don't get their turbans all unraveled about this," chortelled another.
"Looks like they're all in a wad about it," guffawed a third.

"Yeah, those Sikh bastards."

[DesertFox]

Sikh, and ye shall find.

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: Sikh 'em, Hillary. Go get 'em, girl.

[Maggie_T]

:lol:

How delightfully un-pc.