Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With a Fence

[Rhino]

Cops: Man Tried to Have Sex With a Fence
Thursday, November 22, 2007

LONDON — Police claim an intoxicated man tried to have sex with a park fence, the Telegraph reported.

The 24-year-old allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence,"...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,312573,00.html

Guess he wanted to outdo the dude with the bike.

[DesertFox]

Yeah, but you gotta admit that a bike is sexier than a fence. Then, of course, there's always a building.

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[Riverboat]

Inanimate objects: They never say NO.

[Teenager]

Yeah, but you gotta admit that a bike is sexier than a fence. Then, of course, there's always a building.

. . .

Don't forget about the teenager that tried to make out with a mannequin at the mall...

[TeenageRepublican]

I wish it was an electric fence. That way we could all say "that fence is hot!"

[Incident_command]

I was hoping it was this kind of fence
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Huggy Bear

[Maggie_T]

The (man) allegedly made sexual motions toward a metal railing and said something to the effect of, "I'm going to have sex with that fence,"...

I didn't know Bill Clinton was back in England.