Farting damage control for the holidays

[EveningStar]

Ubergizmo
November 20, 2007

Farting in public can be quite the embarrassment - which is why U.S. Patent 6313371 helps keep your flatulence a private affiar (sic)...
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[Madbomber]

LOL funny. I wonder if gaining a reputaion as being a prolific and rancid farter would keep the relatives away during the holiday season?


MB

[Riverboat]

Aaah, all my work is done by the time I leave the house. Which is why the wife follows me around with a can of Lysol.

[Maggie_T]

So. Can this ingenious device be applied to the mouth as well? I mean, maybe we finally found a way to keep lefties from trying to ruin Christmas for the rest of the world.

[Wolfcounsel]

Oh yeah! I know all us red-blooded, hairy-gorilla, beer-drinking, American males have been anxiously waiting for just such an invention.

[DesertFox]

Just youse who eat boiled eggs whilst guzzling yer beer.

[Wolfcounsel]

Especially those types. Freedom from embarrassment at last.

Yeah, right.

[TeenageRepublican]

Of course this just had to happen when I felt gassy tonight. Golly, I was letting off bad ones at the Safeway near us...

[PaulRevere]

I love the smell of a good fart in the morning.

It smells like ... victory.