Noise offenders have to listen to Manilow

[DesertFox]

Violaters of the city of Fort Lupton's noise ordinance were in for a big surprise this past Friday. The city's judge sentenced citizens who have been busted for playing music too loud in their cars to 1 hour of listening to unpopular or unusual music.

In a courtroom with mostly young adult offenders, Dolly Parton's "I Will Always Love You" played loudly on a boombox.

During the full hour of punishment, they were not allowed to chew gum, eat, drink, read or even sleep.

Most violators found the first few minutes funny. As time wore on with Karen Carpenter, Barry Manilow and Barney songs, they weren't laughing anymore.

More (http://cbs4denver.com/local/local_story_258183427.html)

[Eagle1]

Barry Manilow?

Isn't that against some torture convention?

[TeenageRepublican]

Why didn't they make them listen to Hillary Clinton screaming?

[Aaron]

Or Hillary Clinton in child birth.

VROOOOOMMMMMM!!!! (Sound of a vacuum cleaner)

[DeclinetoState]

Or Janet Reno singing "R-E-S-P-E-C-T" (which, IIRC, she couldn't even spell correctly)?

[TeenageRepublican]

Or how about Michael Jackson singing "Let's talk about sex baby!"?

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

How about . . .

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(She becomes audible [if you can call it that] about mid-way through the video.)
Or maybe . . .

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pK8z8oWERMk

[Wolfcounsel]

Torture, especially sheer, terror-inducing torture, is forbidden by the Constitution, Home.

Imagine taking a shortcut through a dark alley to get home, and suddenly you hear that hideous sound coming at you through the darkness!

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

:evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin: :evilgrin:


Hey it was JUST a suggestion, :smirky:

[Aaron]

She knows the lyrics to our National Anthem?!?!?!?!

:confused:

[Neil Peart]

Or how about Michael Jackson singing "Let's talk about sex baby!"? That's Salt N' Pepa.

[stegjohn]

Why didn't they make them listen to Hillary Clinton screaming?
Or how about Howard Dean?

[Aaron]

Or how about Howard Dean?

Because that's just humorous and embarrassing, not excrutiatingly painful.

[TeenageRepublican]

How about making the guys sit through an exotic Hillary Clinton dance while she sings "I'm Bringing Sexy Back!"

[Aaron]

Or watch Hillary porn with her incest brother Billy Clinton.

[TeenageRepublican]

That sentence just gave me nightmares for a couple of weeks...

[Riverboat]

A few minutes with Neil Young would make me crack.

[bigred1says]

Just a little bit of Bjork will do ya.

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[Neil Peart]

A few minutes with Neil Young would make me crack.Aside from being a bleeding heart bitchass, there is NOTHING wrong with Neil Young. "Like a Hurricane" (not to be confused with that crappy "Rock You Like a Hurricane" by Scorpions) is one of the greatest songs ever written.

[DesertFox]

Never hearda either one. Manilow's bad enough.

[DoctorDoom]

I strongly recommend 24 hours of a looped recording of Streisand's "People" and Rosanne Barr butchering the National Anthem.

Those who retain their sanity can be released.

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Never hearda either one. Manilow's bad enough.Ditto.

[mkafrica]

Those who retain their sanity can be released.

The rest would be permanently scarred, unable to function with any kind of normalcy, and would be social outcasts...

I like it! :evilgrin:

[bigred1says]

The rest would be permanently scarred, unable to function with any kind of normalcy, and would be social outcasts...


Your basic Democrat.