Man Tries to Deposit $1M Bill

[Rhino]

Man Charged With Disorderly Conduct, Forgery After Trying to Deposit $1M Bill
Wednesday, November 28, 2007

AIKEN, S.C. — A bank teller had a million reasons to deny this transaction.

Police say a man tried to open an account with a $1 million bill, which does not exist. The teller refused and called police while the man started to curse at bank workers...http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,313378,00.html

[Venus de Smilo]

LOL!

The stolen check thing wasn't working out too well so he decided to open his own account. How touching. I just hate it when things go wrong for some poor dude down on his luck who tries to straighten up and do things the right way.

Another Darwin Award candidate.

[DoctorDoom]

Since there is no million-dollar bill, he cannot be accused of counterfeiting. He might as well have tried to use Monopoly money. About all they can charge him with is being a butthead.