Invasion of the Paulbots

[TeenageRepublican]

I thought it could never happen. I thought it couldn't reach them.
Yes, something terrible's happened... my brother and my father are Paulbots. They have them in their clutch.
My father said, "Ron Paul seems to be the only honest one in this thing."
I said, "What about Fred Thompson?"
"I don't know a thing about him."

My brother used to be a hardcore conservative, now he's a Paulbot.

No, this is not a Donald Sutherland movie. More specifically, this is not a 1978 Dark Sci-Fi movie starring Donald Sutherland, Leonard Nimoy, and Brooke Adams. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0077745/)

What's going to be even more horrible is that I'm going to have to have Christmas with the two infected hosts.
My mother wants to know more about Fred, I'm hoping once she finds out what he's about, she'll uninfect my father.

I have my weapons of defense, here's the list:
The BS Flag (http://www.bsflag.com/page3.html)
The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy by Mark W. Smith

Unfortunatley, that's all I have.
My brother's has the deepest infection I have ever seen. He even said, "Lincoln was a Racist. Ron Paul 2008..."

I'm going to have to arm myself against these infected hosts. What do you suggest I get? I'm getting $150 before Christmas, so don't worry. All that matters is survival.

Don't let the infection spread! And whatever you do, do not trust a Paulbot.

If I become a Paulbot, I want you all to isolate me with a hardcore Fredhead for at least 48 hours. At the moment, that seems to be the only cure.

It's up to us Fredheads to stop the infection before it gets out of control. Instead, let's not fight fire with fire. Let's use water and put the fire out.

Good luck to the uninfected conservatives...

[DesertFox]

Prollem with Paul is, he don't back anywhere near enough stuff that matters to me. He can call hizself a Conservative libertarian, or a libertarian Commie moh foh, or a back street masturbator, it don't matter what he says if it ain't what I wanna hear.

[TeenageRepublican]

Prollem with Paul is, he don't back anywhere near enough stuff that matters to me. He can call hizself a Conservative libertarian, or a libertarian Commie moh foh, or a back street masturbator, it don't matter what he says if it ain't what I wanna hear.

I see you won't be infected anytime soon... :thumb:

[jayson]

What can I say, people are shocked when they finally hear a politician being honest and frank with the public. They are finally hearing a message that has been in need of being said for a long time now.

[Suzie]

What can I say, people are shocked when they finally hear a politician being honest and frank with the public. They are finally hearing a message that has been in need of being said for a long time now.
Once you hear his message of "I am going to send your military to war but not give them what they need to do the job" it's time to hang up on him.

[TeenageRepublican]

What can I say, people are shocked when they finally hear a politician being honest and frank with the public. They are finally hearing a message that has been in need of being said for a long time now.


What? That America is evil? That our troops need to cut and run? That our President is a Globalist? I'm sorry, but spreading conspiracy theroies is not honest.

Unless, of course you have the Paulbot version of being honest. :rolleyes:

[Jack_Savage]

What can I say, people are shocked when they finally hear a politician being honest and frank with the public.

You haven't been. Point to one plan? Ron Paul hasn't been. His support comes from the skin-heads, he refuses to talk about that. Where is the honesty in his campaign? He refuses to explain how surrender would work for Americas benefit. Just calling for it, complaining about the hardships of war is a Hanoi-Jane tactic, it is heartless and shallow.

How can you look yourself in the mirror after calling that frank and honest?

[Madbomber]

I thought it could never happen. I thought it couldn't reach them.
Yes, something terrible's happened... my brother and my father are Paulbots. They have them in their clutch.
My father said, "Ron Paul seems to be the only honest one in this thing."

Congrats, maybe they will be able to talk some sence into you.


My brother used to be a hardcore conservative, now he's a Paulbot.

So what youre saying is that your brother is a hardcore conservative. Whats the problem?

What's going to be even more horrible is that I'm going to have to have Christmas with the two infected hosts.

Political conversation around the dinner table is a good thing.

My mother wants to know more about Fred, I'm hoping once she finds out what he's about, she'll uninfect my father.

Anything is possible. If they are fiscal conservatives though I wouldnt hold my breath.

I have my weapons of defense, here's the list:
The BS Flag (http://www.bsflag.com/page3.html)
The Official Handbook of the Vast Right-Wing Conspiracy by Mark W. Smith

Be careful with the BS flag, it might be used against you.

Unfortunatley, that's all I have.
My brother's has the deepest infection I have ever seen. He even said, "Lincoln was a Racist. Ron Paul 2008..."

Lincoln wasnt a racist, but he was willing to ship the slaves back to Africa.

I'm going to have to arm myself against these infected hosts. What do you suggest I get? I'm getting $150 before Christmas, so don't worry. All that matters is survival.

Dinner reservations somewhere else?

Don't let the infection spread! And whatever you do, do not trust a Paulbot.

I hope this is sarcasm. Not trusting your own family simply because they arent voting the way you hoped they would is just trivial and sad.

If I become a Paulbot,

Give youreself to the dark side, Luke.

I want you all to isolate me with a hardcore Fredhead for at least 48 hours. At the moment, that seems to be the only cure.

Being bored to death is not the best cure if you ask me.

It's up to us Fredheads to stop the infection before it gets out of control. Instead, let's not fight fire with fire. Let's use water and put the fire out.

Good luck to the uninfected conservatives...

Good luck with that. Most candidates dont seem to have people willing to go any further than thier phones to support them.

[Madbomber]

Prollem with Paul is, he don't back anywhere near enough stuff that matters to me. He can call hizself a Conservative libertarian, or a libertarian Commie moh foh, or a back street masturbator, it don't matter what he says if it ain't what I wanna hear.


Careful. If Maggie sees your "creative spelling" you might end up with 50 lashes from a wet noodle.

[Jack_Savage]

Good luck with that. Most candidates dont seem to have people willing to any further than thier phones to support them.


I think you were referring to the people working Rupauls phones. What is their message as to what happens when we surrender. What is Rupauls plan of attack after that? When he signs his detente with Iran and their Hezbolla forces attack again?

[TeenageRepublican]

Congrats, maybe they will be able to talk some sence into you.

No, you've obviously tried and failed.




So what youre saying is that your brother is a hardcore conservative. Whats the problem?

No, I said he used to be a hardcore conservative. Anyone who supports Ron Paul is not a conservative, they're a paranoid libertarian. Which he admits to being.




Political conversation around the dinner table is a good thing.


Okay, do the math (if you can).

Liberal Grandma who's insane + Two Paulbots + One Fredhead = Disaster.

That is not political conversation, that is hell.



Be careful with the BS flag, it might be used against you.

I'd love to see them try to use it against me. I just ordered about twelve.




Dinner reservations somewhere else?


Name one place that's good that's open on Christmas Day.



I hope this is sarcasm. Not trusting your own family simply because they arent voting the way you hoped they would is just trivial and sad.


I meant politically.


Give youreself to the dark side, Luke.

No, I'm not paranoid yet.


Being bored to death is not the best cure if you ask me.


I said locked in with a Fredhead. That's not boring, in a way it's an intervention.


Good luck with that. Most candidates dont seem to have people willing to any further than thier phones to support them.

Really? Then explain why people on this very site are donating to him. Explain why the Vets for Fred are making ads for Fred. Please, do tell.

[DoctorDoom]

For the mildly curious, this is RuPaul (who is male) ...

http://www.hwupdate.org/update/images/rupaul.jpg

Ron Paul in drag, mayhaps?

[Jack_Savage]

For the mildly curious, this is RuPaul (who is male) ...

http://www.hwupdate.org/update/images/rupaul.jpg

Ron Paul in drag, mayhaps?


I would bet a big percentage of Paul-heads have this poster on their bedroom wall.

[Madbomber]

Name one place that's good that's open on Christmas Day.


Wok your Dog.
Famous Chinese Restaurant and pet crematorium. :evilgrin:



Let us know how it works out for you. (the family not the restaurant)

[Suzie]

Ron Paul in drag, mayhaps?

Hmm :question:

[Maggie_T]

Careful. If Maggie sees your "creative spelling" you might end up with 50 lashes from a wet noodle.

:D:D:D

[Maggie_T]

For the mildly curious, this is RuPaul (who is male) ...

http://www.hwupdate.org/update/images/rupaul.jpg

Ron Paul in drag, mayhaps?

Doesn't he wish!

The above character has more honesty in her(his?) little finger than Paul has in all his senile body. :rolleyes:

[jayson]

No, I said he used to be a hardcore conservative. Anyone who supports Ron Paul is not a conservative, they're a paranoid libertarian.

Let me quote Ronald Reagan to set the record straight:

If you analyze it I believe the very heart and soul of conservatism is libertarianism.

[TeenageRepublican]

Let me quote Ronald Reagan to set the record straight:

If you analyze it I believe the very heart and soul of conservatism is libertarianism.

Yes, but Ronald Reagan didn't believe child porn should be legal, did he?

[Madbomber]

Yes, but Ronald Reagan didn't believe child porn should be legal, did he?

Anyone involved in kiddie porn should be killed.... but then if the states had the power a lot more of them would be dead wouldnt they? there is something to be said about personal responsibility.... It comes with personal accountability too. Make the bastards pay.

[Elgalad]

Anyone involved in kiddie porn should be killed.... but then if the states had the power a lot more of them would be dead wouldnt they? there is something to be said about personal responsibility.... It comes with personal accountability too. Make the bastards pay.

Doesn't Ron Paul oppose the death penalty? (http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/Ron_Paul_Crime.htm)

:smirky:


-E

[TeenageRepublican]

Anyone involved in kiddie porn should be killed.... but then if the states had the power a lot more of them would be dead wouldnt they? there is something to be said about personal responsibility.... It comes with personal accountability too. Make the bastards pay.

I agree. I don't have anything against libertarians personally. I consider myself a conservative libertarian, mostly because I agree with them on a lot of points (no click-it or ticket laws, legalization of pot, etc) but that party has turned in to something else.

[TeenageRepublican]

Doesn't Ron Paul oppose the death penalty? (http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/Ron_Paul_Crime.htm)

:smirky:


-E

Good catch, Elgalad. I forgot about that.

[Madbomber]

Doesn't Ron Paul oppose the death penalty? (http://www.ontheissues.org/2008/Ron_Paul_Crime.htm)

:smirky:


-E


Hey, I dont agree with everything, just most things. Im sure you know the feeling.

[DoctorDoom]

Denny Kook-inich also has supporters.

[Madbomber]

Denny Kook-inich also has supporters.


Is THAT an endorsement? :evilgrin:

[jayson]

Denny Kook-inich also has supporters.

Ol' McKook ain't gonna be breaking no records tomorrow, I'll tell ya that much.