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12-30-2007, 11:33 AM
Interview No. 3:
Us: "Welcome, Mrs. Clinton, have a seat. We've been looking over your resume, and we have a few questions. Tell us what experience you have that qualifies you to run the United States."
H.C.: "Well, I lived in the White House for eight years."
Us: "That's nice. I drove to work in a Chevy this morning, but that doesn't make me qualified to run General Motors."
H.C.: "But I was very involved in policy decisions."
Us: "Good. Can you provide some documents to show us how you were involved? Such as your failed health care initiative?"
H.C.: "I'm sorry, those are among the 2,600 pages that will not be released until I become president or hell freezes over, whichever comes first."
Us: "OK, so how about experience running a small state? A large city? A big book club?"
H.C.: "I lived in the governor's mansion in Arkansas."
Us: "But your husband was the governor."
H.C.: "Are you insinuating I couldn't do it because I'm a woman?"
Interview 12:
Barack Obama: "I hope you're not holding my name against me."
Us. "We just interviewed a guy named Huckabee, and we have another one coming in named Mitt. So, if you don't mind, tell us about your experience in foreign affairs, military power and economic policy?"
B.O.: "Well, I lived in a foreign country when I was 5."
Us: "Anything else?"
B.O.: "I'm not Hillary Clinton."
Us: "Good point."
More (http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071230/COL05/712300316/1009/EDIT)
Us: "Welcome, Mrs. Clinton, have a seat. We've been looking over your resume, and we have a few questions. Tell us what experience you have that qualifies you to run the United States."
H.C.: "Well, I lived in the White House for eight years."
Us: "That's nice. I drove to work in a Chevy this morning, but that doesn't make me qualified to run General Motors."
H.C.: "But I was very involved in policy decisions."
Us: "Good. Can you provide some documents to show us how you were involved? Such as your failed health care initiative?"
H.C.: "I'm sorry, those are among the 2,600 pages that will not be released until I become president or hell freezes over, whichever comes first."
Us: "OK, so how about experience running a small state? A large city? A big book club?"
H.C.: "I lived in the governor's mansion in Arkansas."
Us: "But your husband was the governor."
H.C.: "Are you insinuating I couldn't do it because I'm a woman?"
Interview 12:
Barack Obama: "I hope you're not holding my name against me."
Us. "We just interviewed a guy named Huckabee, and we have another one coming in named Mitt. So, if you don't mind, tell us about your experience in foreign affairs, military power and economic policy?"
B.O.: "Well, I lived in a foreign country when I was 5."
Us: "Anything else?"
B.O.: "I'm not Hillary Clinton."
Us: "Good point."
More (http://news.enquirer.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20071230/COL05/712300316/1009/EDIT)