Stupidest Liberal Things of 2007

[TeenageRepublican]

These in my mind are the most crazy things liberals did this year.

Earth Day
Algore sat in his private jet and paced around. "Republicans are ruining the planet, I have to do something." So he thought and he thought. He spent two hours on the toilet and wasted a whole roll of toilet paper thanks to eating an Enviroment friendly burrito. "Ah, I know!" He exclaimed. "I'll make a bunch of rockers come together and through their music they can save the planet from the earth raping republicans!"

Sicko
The blob swallows fifty quarts of ranch dressing, has a heart-attack, and is immediatly rushed to the hospital. The doctors tell Michael Moore it has a huge bill because three doctors were absorbed into his fat while trying to save its life. Michael Moore then blames America for this bill.

Hillary's Shape-Shifting Nightmare
One night she looks...normal, to put it nicely. The next night, she had turned in to the thing and started scaring away her future voters. That's the the spirit Hillary! Oh wait, Hillary was the thing in the first place. What the hell was that then?!

Lying to Lambs
"We're Hollywood actors, we know everything. Everyone should listen to us because we know what's best for you all! Now, we must go to the island of Texas to shoot our next film."- Robert Redford

Barack Osama (I said it, sue me)
He's the only black guy to say he's white (I might be getting this wrong) in front of an audience of people and lived to tell about it.

I'm tired and I can't type more. I will add more later. You can add to the list if you like.

[Beowulf]

:roar::roar:Sicko
The blob swallows fifty quarts of ranch dressing, has a heart-attack, and is immediatly rushed to the hospital. The doctors tell Michael Moore it has a huge bill because three doctors were absorbed into his fat while trying to save its life. Michael Moore then blames America for this bill. :rotflmbo::rotflmbo::rotflmbo:

[DoctorDoom]

Barack Osama (I said it, sue me)
He's the only black guy to say he's white (I might be getting this wrong) in front of an audience of people and lived to tell about it.However, Michael "I wanna be a Cub Scout leader!" Jackson turned a good-looking black man into an ugly white woman.

[TeenageRepublican]

However, Michael "I wanna be a Cub Scout leader!" Jackson turned a good-looking black man into an ugly white woman.

Oh, that does top Barack Osama. You got me on that.

[Forget_the_Truth]

Being liberals. FULL STOP!

[TeenageRepublican]

MoveOn.org
The anti-republican website gets offended when we get pissed at them for the "General Betrayus" ad. They then want to sue our asses because we take over the radio air-waves. The political KKK is MoveOn.org, if you're not a liberal then you're dead.

Media Matters
They sit around the radios waiting for "mistakes". I'm adding these guys because it's thanks to their sister site, Colorado Media Matters, for stopping the publication of Gunny Bob's book! The guy said nothing new and they stretched it to make it seem like he's evil. Screw Osama bin Laden, let's get these turds! :flame:

Democrat Congress
We pay them our tax dollars (I'm not paying them, but it still pisses me off) and they don't do anything good for the country. I'm starting to think that all the liberals in there are smoking pot and playing guitars. Here's what it sounds like:
Liberal #1: Wow man... I have like six fingers growing out of my chest.
Liberal #2: It's Bush's fault, man, it's Bush's fault.
Liberal #1: Of course man, it's always his fault. I blamed him when I got stabbed in the ass with a sword.
Liberal #2: Man, that was Bill Clinton! And he wasn't using a sword!
Liberal #1: No way, man! Oh spit man, oh spit!

Liberal Trolls
They type lies on the keyboard and refuse to listen to conservatives. They also seem to have dropped out of 1st grade. Let me put it in their way spelling:
u guys r all idiots with bulshits for brains. do us all a favor and stop posting ur dumb posts. thanx.
To all liberals reading this, I suggest you tell these guys to stop. They make you all look like 1st grade drop-outs.

I will add more later.