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TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 12:30 AM
I got this book called "How To Win A Fight With A Liberal" and saw this hilarious quiz in it. The author studies both sides very well and takes on their point of view. His website: http://politicalhumor.about.com

This quiz is to find out what "breed" of Conservatism are you.
Test:
http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html

My Results (Very True):
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

Scary, that's what I thought I was before I took the quiz.
What breed of Conservative are you?

Elgalad
01-04-2008, 05:29 AM
http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif (http://www.fightliberals.com)
My Conservative Identity:


You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.
Take the quiz at
www.FightLiberals.com (http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html)


I agree with the football reference, but I've never really liked auto racing. Too much of a Yankee I suppose. :smirky:

-E

Patriot Heart
01-04-2008, 07:28 AM
I'm a Flag Waving Everyman also.

Wolfcounsel
01-04-2008, 07:35 AM
Flag-Waving Everyman.

Justaguy
01-04-2008, 07:48 AM
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

I reckon that's me.

Rhino
01-04-2008, 08:23 AM
Flag-Waving Everyman.

Trevelyan
01-04-2008, 08:43 AM
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

MarlinsFan
01-04-2008, 08:53 AM
You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

Neil Peart
01-04-2008, 09:18 AM
You are a Values Guardian, also known as a social conservative. You believe in serving on the front lines of the culture wars to restore traditional values and protecting America against condom-dispensing, stem cell-sucking sodomites from Hollyweird.

Ronin
01-04-2008, 09:25 AM
Freedom Crusader

PrezLeefun
01-04-2008, 09:28 AM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(152,12,12);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"><a href="http://www.fightliberals.com" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif"alt="How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div><h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px;margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;">You are a <EM><STRONG>Faith-Based Fighter</STRONG></EM>, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.</p><div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <a href="http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html" style="color:blue;">www.FightLiberals.com</a></p></div></div>

HomeschoolrsRUs
01-04-2008, 10:55 AM
Your Conservative Breed: Freedom Crusader

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.


:smirky: Wow, I sure couldn't have predicted this, LOL

My Bubba-Man is a Flag-waving Every Man, :)

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 11:19 AM
Funny, I thought there would be more Anti-government Gunslingers on this board. I guess I'm part of the minority, therefore I have arranged a list of valid points on why WE should get more rights.

This was not our choice, we were born with this.
We can't help that we hate big government.
We have parades to show our pride, get used to it, no matter how many bullet holes appear in your Hillary 2008 election sign.
We are Anti-government Gunslingers, we're more important than you!

Obviously ripped off of the Gay/Lesbian points on why we should give them alot more rights. Except for the last one.

Beowulf
01-04-2008, 12:00 PM
Your Conservative Breed: Flag-Waving Everyman

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.



Although I'm with Elgalad, I'm not much of a NASCAR fan.

ColonialMarine0431
01-04-2008, 12:05 PM
Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 12:06 PM
I'd take NASCAR over any other sport any day. I'm not a huge fan, but I love seeing cars go fast. The crashes, the burning, people jumping out screaming...and for once this isn't describing a car ride with Ted Kennedy.

ColonialMarine0431
01-04-2008, 12:09 PM
I'd take NASCAR over any other sport any day. I'm not a huge fan, but I love seeing cars go fast. The crashes, the burning, people jumping out screaming...and for once this isn't describing a car ride with Ted Kennedy.

:roar::roar::roar:

DesertFox
01-04-2008, 12:14 PM
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

HomeschoolrsRUs
01-04-2008, 12:18 PM
Trevelyan, Ronin, DesertFox, and little ole me, all Freedom Crusaders?! :smirky:

Neil Peart
01-04-2008, 12:35 PM
I'd take NASCAR over any other sport any day. I'm not a huge fan, but I love seeing cars go fast. The crashes, the burning, people jumping out screaming...and for once this isn't describing a car ride with Ted Kennedy. Dude, MMA owns NASCAR any day. NASCAR is boring as hell unless there's a crash, and even then, it's not that much more exciting.

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was the Wall.

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 12:55 PM
Dude, MMA owns NASCAR any day. NASCAR is boring as hell unless there's a crash, and even then, it's not that much more exciting.

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was the Wall.

I don't have cable, I have Network stuff. So, is it on Network TV?

HomeschoolrsRUs
01-04-2008, 01:02 PM
Dude, MMA owns NASCAR any day. NASCAR is boring as hell unless there's a crash, and even then, it's not that much more exciting.

Q: What do Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd have in common?
A: Their last big hit was the Wall.


:flame: Not funny.

Neil Peart
01-04-2008, 01:05 PM
I don't have cable, I have Network stuff. So, is it on Network TV? IFL is broadcast on MyNetworkTV.

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 01:12 PM
IFL is broadcast on MyNetworkTV.

I've watched that, that's just good TV.

Neil, when Dale E. died, my brother was crushed. He's (or was) a big Dale fan. Dale was a Christian and he's in a better place now. I wasn't offended by the joke, but others might be. It's like that anti-Lincoln joke I hate that everyone loves.

Q: How do we know Lincoln was Jewish?
A: Because he was shot in the temple.

DesertFox
01-04-2008, 01:43 PM
* s i g h *

Neil Peart
01-04-2008, 01:44 PM
I've watched that, that's just good TV.

Neil, when Dale E. died, my brother was crushed. He's (or was) a big Dale fan. Dale was a Christian and he's in a better place now. I wasn't offended by the joke, but others might be. It's like that anti-Lincoln joke I hate that everyone loves.

Q: How do we know Lincoln was Jewish?
A: Because he was shot in the temple.I cried a little when Eddie Guerrero died. He was also a Christian and is also in a better place now. But I am not offended at all by jokes about him, and I also laugh at people who are.

Sue me, I'm a little insensitive.

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 02:26 PM
I cried a little when Eddie Guerrero died. He was also a Christian and is also in a better place now. But I am not offended at all by jokes about him, and I also laugh at people who are.

Sue me, I'm a little insensitive.

I'm not the one offended. It's my brother who just read that post a couple of hours ago and is now pissed off as hell. I'm on your side, but I don't want to piss off a cop.
He was looking over my shoulder and yelled: "Why don't you tell that turd that the joke about Dale was offensive?!"

So, I just typed that up. Don't expect too much from him, he's a Paulbot.

Ronin
01-04-2008, 02:34 PM
Trevelyan, Ronin, DesertFox, and little ole me, all Freedom Crusaders?! :smirky:

===

Welcome aboard, dear Lady. :biggrin:

Ronin
01-04-2008, 02:40 PM
I've watched that, that's just good TV.

Neil, when Dale E. died, my brother was crushed. He's (or was) a big Dale fan. Dale was a Christian and he's in a better place now. I wasn't offended by the joke, but others might be. It's like that anti-Lincoln joke I hate that everyone loves.


===

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2005-2/955825/Dale3.jpg

ColonialMarine0431
01-04-2008, 04:33 PM
I have a twisted sense of humor. All the jokes above were funny.

Q: Who's the most nervous person in Hollywood?
A: The last person to get a piece of the Rock.

(old Rock Hudson joke)

Suzie
01-04-2008, 05:01 PM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(152,12,12);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"><a href="http://www.fightliberals.com" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif"alt="How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div><h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px;margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;">You are a <em> <strong>Faith-Based Fighter</strong></em>, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.</p><div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <a href="http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html" style="color:blue;">www.FightLiberals.com</a></p></div></div>

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 10:37 PM
Only 2 Anti-government Gunslingers? I feel like I Am Legend...

MrSanity
01-04-2008, 10:48 PM
You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.

I'm sure my answers were varied to the point where they could have been for any brand. I fit them all, I guess.

Elgalad
01-04-2008, 10:54 PM
The quiz would have been far more accurate if it hadn't posed an option for each of the Conservative archetypes with each question, And if it had included more questions.

Also, if it had been a little less obvious with the answers.. some of those were over the top and seemed like caricatures.

Of course, it was clearly intended to just be for fun so..

http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/4840/emilylitella788000nc6.jpg

"Never mind" :)




-E

aaron11
01-04-2008, 11:09 PM
You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

TeenageRepublican
01-04-2008, 11:31 PM
I Am Still Legend...

CzechPrince
01-05-2008, 01:34 AM
Free Marketeer

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.



I Guess that's what happens when your born under Soviet rule.

TeenageRepublican
01-05-2008, 02:39 AM
Okay, so here are the results that I took time to record. Yes, I have no life if you haven't figured it out already. Order: From Greatest to Smallest

Flag-Waving Everyman
5

Freedom Crusader
5

Faith-Based Fighter
4

Anti-Government Gunslinger
2

Free Marketeer
2

Values Guardian
1

Yay! I don't feel so isolated anymore. We're in 3rd place! Woot! I do feel sorry for Neil though, he's like an island seperated from the rest of us.
If I screwed up the numbers, correct me.

Neil Peart
01-05-2008, 06:30 AM
I do feel sorry for Neil though, he's like an island seperated from the rest of us.
I've gotten used to that after living with Asperger's for nearly 21 years.

TeenageRepublican
01-05-2008, 12:14 PM
I've gotten used to that after living with Asperger's for nearly 21 years.

I know what that feels like. Before I was on medication, I would do and say things that would make everyone back away...slowly. Then, when I got on medication, I turned into a right-wing horror writing geeky giant. So, of course I'm an Outsider at the moment.

Timberwolf
01-05-2008, 01:58 PM
Flag Waving Everyman...

Oldeshooter
01-05-2008, 02:33 PM
Flag waving everyman but I don't care for NASCAR anymore, it's pure commercialism and nothing to do with racing

cerebraldebris
01-05-2008, 06:47 PM
Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

Pennville_Bill
01-06-2008, 04:24 PM
Your Conservative Breed: Anti-government Gunslinger

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v481/Pennville_Bill/Other%20Stuff/199x63.jpg

JonECat
01-06-2008, 04:51 PM
<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(152,12,12);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"><a href="http://www.fightliberals.com" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif"alt="How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div><h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px;margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;">You are a <em> <strong>Free Marketeer</strong></em>, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.</p><div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <a href="http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html" style="color:blue;">www.FightLiberals.com</a></p></div></div>

terri
01-06-2008, 06:14 PM
Your Conservative Breed: Anti-government Gunslinger

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”


I bet if Rush Limbaugh took this test, he'd sore Anti-goverment Gunsligner with the Golden EIB Colt .45.:D

Eagle1
01-06-2008, 06:56 PM
You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

bigred1says
01-06-2008, 07:01 PM
You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.

Yep, that's me.

TeenageRepublican
01-06-2008, 10:49 PM
Welcome to the dark side, bigred1says. We have cookies. :evilgrin:

bigred1says
01-06-2008, 11:31 PM
I'll bring the milk.

The_Elucidator
01-07-2008, 10:31 AM
Faith-Based Fighter

mkafrica
01-07-2008, 11:17 AM
Flag-waving Everyman

TeenageRepublican
01-07-2008, 07:39 PM
Here are the liberal breeds, these are too show you what we're up against:

Peace Patrollers, also known as anti-war liberals or neo-hippies—believe in putting an end to American imperial conquest, stopping wars that have already been lost, and supporting our troops by bringing them home.
Eco-Avengers, also known as environmentalists or tree huggers—believe in saving the planet from the clutches of air-fouling, oil-drilling, earth-raping conservative fossil fools.
Social Justice Crusaders, also known as rights activists—believe in equality, fairness, and preventing neo-Confederate conservative troglodytes from rolling back fifty years of civil rights gains.
Working Class Warriors, also known as blue-collar Democrats—believe that the little guy is getting screwed by conservative greed-mongers and corporate criminals, and you’re not going to take it anymore.
Reality-Based Intellectualists, also known as the liberal elite—are proud members of what’s known as the reality-based community, where science, reason, and non-Jesus-based thought reign supreme.
New Left Hipsters, also known as MoveOn.org liberals, Netroots activists, or Daily Show fanatics—believe that if we really want to defend American values, conservatives must be exposed, mocked, and assailed for every fanatical, puritanical, warmongering, Constitution-shredding ideal for which they stand.

The author took the political stuff from both points of view and he writes as if he's on their side and our side. It's very clever.

www.fightliberals.com (http://www.fightliberals.com)
www.fightconservatives.com (http://www.fightconservatives.com)

The basic message of both books is to not be an asshole while debating.

Maggie_T
07-22-2008, 09:20 PM
Excuse me, where is the "All of the above" button for most of the questions? There isn't one? In that case, I regret to inform you that I am unable to take the test. http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies2/icon88.gif

PrezLeefun
07-22-2008, 09:28 PM
I took it again to see how I have changed......


<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(152,12,12);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"><a href="http://www.fightliberals.com" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif"alt="How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div><h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px;margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;">You are a <EM><STRONG>Flag-Waving Everyman</STRONG></EM>, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football <EM>and </EM>NASCAR.</p><div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <a href="http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html" style="color:blue;">www.FightLiberals.com</a></p></div></div>

Neil Peart
07-22-2008, 09:30 PM
Excuse me, where is the "All of the above" button for most of the questions? There isn't one? In that case, I regret to inform you that I am unable to take the test. http://freeconservatives.com/smilies/smilies2/icon88.gifI just answered the one that was more so than the others in those cases.

I retook the test. Here's my result:

<div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;border:1px solid rgb(133,143,174);background-color: rgb(250,241,218);width: 200px;"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;background-color: rgb(152,12,12);overflow:auto"><div style="padding:0px;margin;0px;float:left;display:inline;w idth:50px;margin-right:5px;"><a href="http://www.fightliberals.com" style="padding:0px;margin;0px;"><img src="http://www.fightliberals.com/images/PIQLink.gif"alt="How to Win a Fight With a Liberal is the ultimate survival guide for political arguments" width="50" height="50" style="border:0px;padding:0px;margin;0px;" /></a></div><h1 style="font-family: 'Georgia';font-size:16px;color:white;padding-top:3px;margin-top:3px;margin-left: 8px;margin-bottom:2px;">My Conservative Identity:</h1></div><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:12px;line-height:18px;color:black;">You are a <EM><STRONG>Free Marketeer</STRONG></EM>, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.</p><div style="padding: 0px;background-color: white;"><p style="font-family: 'Georgia', 'Times New Roman',serif;padding:4px;margin:0px;font-size:10px;color:black;">Take the quiz at <a href="http://www.fightliberals.com/Inside-the-Book/What-Breed-of-Conservative-Are-You.html" style="color:blue;">www.FightLiberals.com</a></p></div></div>

Taylor1
07-22-2008, 09:36 PM
Shit, this is scary:

Your Conservative Breed: Freedom Crusader

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.

You are a Flag-Waving Everyman, also known as a patriot. You believe in freedom, apple pie, rooting for America at all times, and that God gave us a two-day weekend so we could enjoy football and NASCAR.

You are a Free Marketeer, also known as a fiscal conservative. You believe in free-market capitalism, tax cuts, and protecting your hard-earned cash from pick-pocketing liberal socialists.

You are a Values Guardian, also known as a social conservative. You believe in serving on the front lines of the culture wars to restore traditional values and protecting America against condom-dispensing, stem cell-sucking sodomites from Hollyweird.

You are an Anti-government Gunslinger, also known as a libertarian conservative. You believe in smaller government, states’ rights, gun rights, and that, as Reagan once said, “The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help.’”

You are a Freedom Crusader, also known as a neoconservative. You believe in taking the fight directly to the enemy, whether it’s terrorists abroad or the liberal terrorist appeasers at home who give them aid and comfort.


TR: I was gonna pick that book up, but my dad is like, you got 5 gun magizenes, you don't need any more things to read.

Trevelyan
07-22-2008, 09:59 PM
I got the same thing.

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Taylor1
07-22-2008, 10:06 PM
Trevel, your less conservative than me aren't you?

Trevelyan
07-22-2008, 10:10 PM
Oh, I wasn't replying to you. When I said "I got the same thing," I meant I got the same result as the first time I took it.

But anyway, to answer your question, yes.

Timberwolf
07-22-2008, 10:39 PM
I guess these tests have more to do with the mood yer in on the day ya take 'em. My "breed" changed, too:


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GreatDredScott
07-23-2008, 03:50 AM
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M.C.
07-23-2008, 05:09 AM
Your Conservative Breed: Faith-Based Fighter

You are a Faith-Based Fighter, also known as a religious conservative. You believe in Judeo-Christian values, restoring God’s rightful place in the public square, and in showing all the unwashed and unsaved liberal sinners the path to salvation, or at least to the GOP.