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ThomasMore
01-04-2008, 12:35 AM
Lots of people look for dietary supplements and other remedies to help maintain their health. Some are age-old remedies, and others are exotic herbs or roots.

Sometimes, taking these remedies can have, um...interesting results.

How would you like to look like a zombie?

http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/zombie-lake-one-eye.jpg

Or a character out of Star Trek?

http://www.jeffreylewismakeup.com/images/PROSTH/pic%203_1.jpg

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Just try some Colloidal Silver: It is a natural antibiotic -- or so some people claim. It heals infections and clears up skin rashes. Maybe.

Claims for Colloidal Silver (http://www.ultrasilver.com/history.shtml).

http://www.purestcolloids.com/mesosilver_price_list.htm#Mesosilver500mL http://www.ultrasilver.com/product_images/856799001014sm.jpg

But the fun part is what it leaves behind. Just as silver darkens to develop pictures, it also embeds deeply into your skin -- giving you the lovely hue of the freshly dead, or of your favorite space alien.

http://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/quackery/argyria/argyrialady.jpghttp://www.rotten.com/library/medicine/quackery/argyria/stanjones.jpg
http://www.doh.state.fl.us/pharmacy/Images/silver1.jpg

<object width="425" height="355"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sa2OpNTX9Ck&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/Sa2OpNTX9Ck&rel=0&color1=0xd6d6d6&color2=0xf0f0f0&border=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"></embed></object>

The condition is called Argyria (http://dermatology.cdlib.org/111/case_reports/argyria/wadhera.html) (after argentum, the Latin word for silver). Once the silver has embedded in the skin, it stays there.


Bottom line, it's permanent.

MSGT
01-04-2008, 12:57 AM
http://yin.typepad.com/the_yin_blog/images/orion.bmp

ThomasMore
01-04-2008, 01:06 AM
Funny. I had thought of that, too.

Some of the same outfits that sell colloidal silver also sell colloidal copper. Maybe you can OD on copper, but that has other negative health effects (http://www.drlwilson.com/articles/copper_toxicity_syndrome.htm).

Elgalad
01-04-2008, 06:48 AM
La la, la la la la, la la la la la..

<object height="355" width="425">

<embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/QJ5SApe-9mQ&rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" height="355" width="425"></object>


-Elgalad

DoctorDoom
01-04-2008, 08:28 AM
Does it come in Green?Some femmes look good in green ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/GoodInGreen.jpg

... or in purple.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/Batgirl.jpg

Neil Peart
01-04-2008, 09:22 AM
You could always join the Blue Man Group.

TeenageRepublican
01-09-2008, 12:52 AM
Bill Clinton must've used this to transform into Hillary. It's the only possible explanation!

ThomasMore
01-09-2008, 01:33 AM
Bill Clinton must've used this to transform into Hillary. It's the only possible explanation!

No, that's a whole other story.

<object width="425" height="373"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/1jQAtUwP4g8&rel=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1"></param><param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/1jQAtUwP4g8&rel=1&color1=0x402061&color2=0x9461ca&border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"></embed></object>

What amazes me is that that did not destroy Tim Daly's career.

ColonialMarine0431
01-09-2008, 12:56 PM
Hillary Removes Makeup !
Confesses:

"I AM AN ANDORIAN !"

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/hil.jpg

Elgalad
01-09-2008, 01:09 PM
That's a serious insult to Andorians (http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Andorian), CM!

Anyone familiar with Star Trek knows that Andorians are an honorable militaristic species strongly dedicated to honesty and family values.

That hardly describes HRC. :smirky:

In any case, your photo is clearly doctored.

This one's a little more accurate..

http://img245.imageshack.us/img245/9731/4491323106be2b84afil3.jpg

"RESISTANCE IS FUTILE."



-E

ColonialMarine0431
01-09-2008, 01:29 PM
http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/Liberal%20Baiting/HILD.jpg


I decided to get creative....:thumb:

Elgalad
01-09-2008, 01:40 PM
Verra nahs..

Gonna steal that for my collection if you don't mind. :D


-E

DeclinetoState
01-31-2008, 11:05 PM
http://www.best-horror-movies.com/image-files/zombie-lake-one-eye.jpg http://knowledgerush.com/wiki_image/0/02/John_kerry.jpg

The wet look, or the dry look?