Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man: Bold Strategy to Win New Hampshire

[EveningStar]

Andy Borowitz
The Borowitz Report
January 4, 2008

In what some party insiders are calling a Hail Mary bid to win Tuesday’s New Hampshire primary, Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton today attempted to repackage herself as a black man...
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[The_Elucidator]

Elsewhere, embattled G.O.P. presidential candidate Mitt Romney unveiled a new campaign slogan, “What the Huck?!”

:thumb:

[Rhino]

Elsewhere, embattled G.O.P. presidential candidate Mitt Romney unveiled a new campaign slogan, “What the Huck?!”:lol:

[Wyatt_Junker]

Conversely, if Obama starts to tank in Rodham's shadow, expect him to get vaginal reconstruction surgery and a pair of cans.

[TeenageRepublican]

How many times must I explain this?

Hillary Clinton is The Thing! She shape-shifts all the beeping time! A Southern Version of Hillary, A Black Male version of Hillary, A OLD Hillary. What's next?

[Lazarus]

Conversely, if Obama starts to tank in Rodham's shadow, expect him to get vaginal reconstruction surgery and a pair of cans.:rotflmbo:

[DesertFox]

Hillary Repackages Herself as a Black Man It won't wash, Hillary. Everybody already knew you wuz a man.

A WHITE man.

Your schwantz will never be as big as Obama's.

[ColonialMarine0431]

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