Gonzo67
01-15-2008, 12:37 AM
No, not France... I'm talking about that lovable little sperm sponge Paris Hilton.
While sitting in the lawyers office today, waiting out depositions, I was flipping through an issue of Time Magazine, and I stumbled across a little square "celebrity report" section, which contained a picture of Paris Hilton and her sister, and it commented that Grand Pappy Hilton has left 2.3 billion dollars of his cash to a few charities, and has left only 5 million to each of the bio-waste units he called grand-daughters.
Looks like Paris is on the fast track to middle class, can't wait to see her stuffing big-mac's down that little Barbi-Doll throat of hers. Fortunately for her, the gag reflex is long gone. It should serve her well in her soon to be new lifestyle.
While sitting in the lawyers office today, waiting out depositions, I was flipping through an issue of Time Magazine, and I stumbled across a little square "celebrity report" section, which contained a picture of Paris Hilton and her sister, and it commented that Grand Pappy Hilton has left 2.3 billion dollars of his cash to a few charities, and has left only 5 million to each of the bio-waste units he called grand-daughters.
Looks like Paris is on the fast track to middle class, can't wait to see her stuffing big-mac's down that little Barbi-Doll throat of hers. Fortunately for her, the gag reflex is long gone. It should serve her well in her soon to be new lifestyle.