Pick-up lines?

[mkafrica]

Two things got me wondering about this... A conversation I was having with my friends last night, and this (http://www.freeconservatives.com/vb/showthread.php?t=56002) thread.

What are some of the funniest/corniest/stupidest/sweetest pick-up lines you've heard or said?

The funniest I've ever heard was (and I've actually heard some kid saying this...) "If you were a booger among boogers, I'd pick you first."

Her reply was, "yeah.... I gotta go, sorry."

Granted, they were probably 13 or 14, but it was still funny, lol.

[Wolfcounsel]

"You don't know this, but you're crazy about me."

[TeenageRepublican]

"Careful, sugar, I'm Diabetic."

[PrezLeefun]

How about the best pick up lines?

Hi my name is ____ , may I buy you a drink?

Oh wait thats only one line.....


But for a funny one that I saw on TV here ya go.

Man is sitting with two women, he then says

"85% of all women masturabte in the shower, do you know what the other 15% do?"
"No" both women responded.
The man replied
"Then you must the ones who masturbate."

[Neil Peart]

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

[PrezLeefun]

LMAO Neil!

[Wolfcounsel]

Now it's my turn. Prez, do you understand that we have youngsters posting here and lurking here for possible juicy posts? Tone it down, please.

[Beowulf]

I've been married 18+ years. Since I haven't used one in at least that, I don't remember pick-up lines.

[Neil Peart]

Here's some more:

The word of the day is legs. Let's go to your house and spread the word.

Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.

I wish I was adenine, because then I'd be paired with U.

I'm sine squared theta; you're cosine squared theta. Together we are one.

You look like a TI-89, because I want to put my natural log in you!

I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'd make your bed rock.

I love every bone in your body, especially mine.

[Wolfcounsel]

And nobody's protesting this adult post?

[PrezLeefun]

Now it's my turn. Prez, do you understand that we have youngsters posting here and lurking here for possible juicy posts? Tone it down, please.

Sorry. I'll behave.

[TeenageRepublican]

It's nothing I haven't heard of before. I go to public school and I hear and see worst things.

[Wolfcounsel]

"It's nothing I haven't heard of before. I go to public school and I hear and see worst things." --TeenageRepublican

What? Got you both? I'm just being a P-C pain in the ass. That's basically how forums become boring as dirt. Whiners getting their way for the slightest little thing.
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[TeenageRepublican]

I'm in a serious mood tonight. I didn't notice the sarcasm. My bad.

[PrezLeefun]

I too didnt catch any sarcasm.

[TeenageRepublican]

You can really tell it's Monday when everyone has no clue what's going on.

[PrezLeefun]

lol

[Longhorn_Platinum]

:moo: "We have something in common. I'm a hottie, too."

[Kathekon]

I have never deployed these but I did witness each of the following successfully used by an old Army buddy from Arizona who may be the corniest man who ever lived:

First time I seen you I said to myself: Self, I'm gonna cut that little heifer out the herd.

Honey, you're slicker than snakesnot and cuter 'n a speckled pup.

Don't want to do nothin, do ya?

Also this from a young Lothario from New Jersey of my acquaintance;

Hey, how much does a penguin weigh? Just enough to break the ice..yo how you doin'?

[Kathy30]

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First time I seen you I said to myself: Self, I'm gonna cut that little heifer out the herd.



That is exactly what my ex husband said to me when he asked me to marry him.

[Neil Peart]

That is exactly what my ex husband said to me when he asked me to marry him.That must be partially why he's your EX-husband. :thumb:

[Wolfcounsel]

"I too didnt catch any sarcasm." --PrezLeefun

It wasn't sarcasm, people. It's more like tongue in cheek.:evilgrin:

[Incident_command]

Excuse me did you see a Medal of Honor, I thought I may have left mine here.

[PrezLeefun]

"I too didnt catch any sarcasm." --PrezLeefun

It wasn't sarcasm, people. It's more like tongue in cheek.:evilgrin:

Well if your tounge is in your cheek it cant be doing much good in this particular thread. lol:evilgrin:

[BuckeyeMike]

He: " I'd sure like to get in your pants!"

She: "Why....I've already got one asshole in there!"

[PrezLeefun]

^^^ That would be why.....

[Wolfcounsel]

"Well if your tounge is in your cheek it cant be doing much good in this particular thread. lol:evilgrin:" --PrezLeefun

Well, this is a strange thread indeed. Something that belongs in Comedy Central anyway.:listen: No?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

[mkafrica]

- Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.

- Ask a woman for the time. "5:25? So today is February 12th, 2008, at 5:25pm. Thanks! I just wanted to be able to remember the exact moment that I met you."

- Did you fart? 'Cause you blow me away!

- Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels really do exist?

- Does my breath smell okay?

- I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.

- Hi, I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart.

- Don't frown. You never know who might be falling in love with your smile.

- The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.

- I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

- It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.

- Pull my finger.

[mkafrica]

Well, this is a strange thread indeed. Something that belongs in Comedy Central anyway.:listen: No?<!-- / message --><!-- sig -->

Sure :)

[Kathekon]

That is exactly what my ex husband said to me when he asked me to marry him.

Was he by any chance a tall, lanky fella who once drove a light brown El Camino and always wore a yellow CAT cap and was once stationed at Fort Huachuca AZ?

I do not remember a single word from the night I proposed other than hearing "yes." That was almost 30 years ago. I do vaguely remember being unusually inarticulate and less suave than normal.... silver-tongued rascal reduced to sincerity and simplicity. Thank God, I recovered.