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DesertFox
02-16-2008, 04:40 PM
Exxon used to encourage motorists to ''put a tiger in your tank.'' Well, a different animal may begin influencing traffic soon. Polar bears could force drivers to shell out even more money for gasoline.

Why? Because environmental groups are pushing to list the polar bear as a threatened species under the Endangered Species Act, and the Bush administration is considering their demands.

It might make sense -- if the polar bear were endangered. But the worldwide population of these bears has more than doubled since 1965, to an estimated 20,000-25,000 today. Far from being threatened, by all accounts the bears are thriving.

So what's behind the push to ''save'' the bears? A desire to ban energy exploration in much of Alaska, and a threatened species tag is just the ticket to make it happen.

Once a species is listed, its ''critical habitat'' is broadly defined to include vast areas. The government then drafts a ''recovery plan'' that often contains onerous restrictions on economic activity inside the habitat and, in some cases, even outside it, trumping property rights in the process. Plus, environmental groups can sue to force the Interior Department to include additional restrictions.

More (http://www.miamiherald.com/851/story/421435.html)

buckeyepete
02-16-2008, 05:28 PM
Drill the ANWR, get the oil, and if you see a bear, send it to Siberia.

Problem solved.

NEXT?

Riverboat
02-16-2008, 06:04 PM
Well, we're gonna need to feed those critters.

On the menu -

http://www.zombietime.com/berkeley_marines_2-12-2008/IMG_1269.JPG

Gonzo67
02-16-2008, 06:22 PM
Better yet, I've seen the bears in the circus that can ride a bike, and do quite a few other things...

So, sink some wells, set up some drilling rigs, train the bears to operate them, and thus you get the oil, you save the bears, you give the bears meaningful employment, and you usher in a whole new source of tax revenue!

Just think... no more of them lazy, white polar bears milking the welfare system at OUR expense!

Naturalized-Texan
02-16-2008, 06:24 PM
I read somewhere that in some of the Arctic regions Polar Bears are so plentiful that they are migrating into towns and overwhelming them. Residents of those towns were advised to carry guns to protect themselves from the Polar Bears.

DesertFox
02-16-2008, 06:59 PM
I hear polar bear meat ain't much good, but that the coat is right useful way up north.

Riverboat
02-17-2008, 12:02 AM
Something tells me a bunch of men in San Fran would pay top dollar for a purse made out of that coat.

DoctorDoom
02-17-2008, 10:36 AM
Inasmuch as the chosen part of ANWR is a desolate wasteland ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/44-Coastal_Plain.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/46-Coastal_Plain_Spring.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/47-Coastal_Plain_spring2.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/48-Coastal_Plain_summer.jpg

... and there are unlikely to be polar bears near any drilling site, screw the ecowackos. Do it!

And if there ARE bears and other critters around ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/09-Arcticgroundsquirrel.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/15-calfunderpipeline.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/11-Bearsonpipeline.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/12-Bears_at_play.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/17-Caribou_no_impact.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/18-Caribou-on-pad.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Energy-Eco/ANWR/21-Polar_2bear.jpg

... they adapt quickly and tend to like the warmth near the heated pipelines.

The pictures are from the Arctic National Wildlife Refuge Photo Gallery (http://www.anwr.org/photo.htm). They demonstrate beyond argument that the ecowackos are brazen, shameless liars whose only interest is maintaining our nation's dependence on imported oil for their own elitist, anti-American agenda.

DoctorDoom
02-17-2008, 10:47 AM
If you live in Saskatchewan, you have free home security guards.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Critters/SaskHomeSec.jpg