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DesertFox
02-21-2008, 04:46 PM
In addition to everything else to worry about, now comes the Burmese python.

The giant snakes are slithering from Florida toward the Bay Area, very slowly to be sure, but inexorably. And they can strangle and eat an entire alligator.

The U.S. Geological Survey released a map Wednesday showing that the Bay Area has comfortable climatic conditions for the python. It also said the reptile, which prefers to swallow its prey in one gulp, is "highly adaptable to new environments" and cannot be stopped.

http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/02/21/mn_python21_ph1.jpg

Fight to the death. Obama takes on -- somebody

The snakes weigh up to 250 pounds and slither at a rate of 20 miles per month, according to USGS zoologist Gordon Rodda. They are not staying put. In fact, one of them has already slithered about 100 miles toward San Francisco. ...

The natural enemies of the python are lions, tigers and other large cats. There are few free-roaming African lions and tigers between Florida and San Francisco, the geological survey said. And the absence of alligators outside Florida can only help the snakes on their journey west, although it's a complicated relationship - while pythons eat alligators, alligators also eat pythons. ...

... the geological survey ... released a fearsome photograph showing just what the Bay Area is in for. In the picture, a 20-foot-long python is encircling and attempting to strangle a full-grown alligator, while the alligator is doing its best to swallow the python. It is not for the faint of heart.

More (http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/c/a/2008/02/21/MNABV5PP3.DTL)

DesertFox
02-21-2008, 04:50 PM
I wanna know who won the fight.

ColonialMarine0431
02-21-2008, 04:51 PM
I'm sure there's quite a few San Franciscans who'd LOVE a "giant python" in their "backyard".

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y53/ColonialMarine/GIFS-Animated/546765826_l.gif

PrezLeefun
02-21-2008, 04:54 PM
^^^^CM you have an almost Wyatt like sense of humor.


This I find to be facinating. And at this rate shouldn't they be American Pythons.... I mean they are born here right? :biggrin:

CONSERVATIVE HERO
02-21-2008, 05:46 PM
I wanna know who won the fight.
Apparently the gator won that round (http://youtube.com/watch?v=pahkcjwEHJA).

TeenageRepublican
02-21-2008, 05:55 PM
Yes, but can he kick a cougar's ass?

Eagle1
02-21-2008, 06:14 PM
the style of the article is fit to be on the onion

stupid pet owners, if you dont want the snake anymore and can't get rid of it safely then kill it

DesertFox
02-21-2008, 06:18 PM
Kill it and then barbecue it.

jayson
02-21-2008, 08:46 PM
Kill it and then barbecue it.

I second this.

DeclinetoState
02-21-2008, 08:56 PM
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2008/02/21/mn_python21_ph1.jpg

Barack and Hillary

Timberwolf
02-21-2008, 10:11 PM
:claps::claps::claps::claps:

EveningStar
02-21-2008, 10:19 PM
Great find, DF! This is ****ing hilarious! I've been posting it all over. :claps:

Riverboat
02-21-2008, 11:26 PM
Kill it and then barbecue it.And make boots out of his skin.

The_Sonarman
02-22-2008, 07:20 AM
That's the best thing that could be done. Promote it as a game species, and get hunters out there shooting the damned things. Open season, and no bag limit.

Air Force Guy
02-22-2008, 07:36 AM
Pythons are a threat until they bump up against the Africanized Killer Bees. Question is, can a beesting penetrate their scaly hide? I'm guessing yes. Then one wonders what the python would have to do to get the angry attention of the bees.

DeclinetoState
02-22-2008, 07:42 AM
That's the best thing that could be done. Promote it as a game species, and get hunters out there shooting the damned things. Open season, and no bag limit.
Then PETA will be out demanding protection for the scaly bastards, and the legislature will seriously consder giving it to them.

Nutrider99
02-22-2008, 08:08 AM
It also said the reptile, which prefers to swallow its prey in one gulp, is "highly adaptable to new environments" and cannot be stopped.
The python has no choice but to swallow its prey whole. It isn't exactly designed for ripping and chewing.

I had a friend who had a Burmese Python named Lady. She was 18' long when he discovered that she was not a fit match for a small apartment. He donated her to the zoo.

People just don't think when they see a baby animal that it will soon become and adult animal. I knew a guy who nursed a sick pony to heath... in his basement. He had to did a trench and knock out a wall to it out! Seriously, people can be THAT stupid.