Timberwolf
02-22-2008, 12:03 PM
I hope the Good Lord has a sense of humor...a client gave this to me this morning (I revised some of it and added couple lines):
Hillary is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
She maketh me bow down to big government;
She leadth me inside the abortion clinic.
She restoreth gun control;
She leadeth me down the path to socialism,
For her name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of liberalism,
I will fear no conservative;
For Hillary is with me,
Her cackle and her smile, they comfort me.
She sells me out in the presence of my enemies;
She steals the profits of Big Oil;
My welfare cup runneth over.
Surely higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of the Rodham forever.
Hillary is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
She maketh me bow down to big government;
She leadth me inside the abortion clinic.
She restoreth gun control;
She leadeth me down the path to socialism,
For her name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of liberalism,
I will fear no conservative;
For Hillary is with me,
Her cackle and her smile, they comfort me.
She sells me out in the presence of my enemies;
She steals the profits of Big Oil;
My welfare cup runneth over.
Surely higher taxes and illegal immigration will follow me all the days of my life;
And I will dwell in the house of the Rodham forever.