Muslims criticise Doritos (UK)

[d'urville]

In particular, the Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli and Doritos Chilli Heat Wave varities:


Furious Muslims have heavily criticised Walkers crisps after it emerged that certain varieties of the manufacturer's products contain trace elements of alcohol.

Some crisp types use minute amounts of alcohol as a chemical agent to extract certain flavours.

The report in Asian newspaper Eastern Eye, highlights concerns raised by shopkeeper Besharat Rehman, who owns a halal supermarket in Bradford, West Yorkshire.

Mr Rehman told the paper: "A customer informed us that Sensations Thai Sweet Chilli and Doritos Chilli Heat Wave are not on Walkers' alcohol-free list. Our suppliers were unaware of this.

"Even if it is a trace amount of alcohol, Walkers should make it clear on the packaging so that the customer can make an informed choice. "I feel frustrated and angry. I have let my customers down simply because such a big company like Walkers is not sensitive to Muslim needs."


Full article: LINK (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=517479&in_page_id=1770)

So they're offended again, who would've guessed?

[Un Con Troll Able]

If Britain were smart, they'd put trace amounts of alcohol in every food product (except for pork, of course).

Muslims are absolutely the most willfully blind, obtuse carbon-based blobs the world has ever seen.

[ColonialMarine0431]

OMG. What idiots. Just when you thought you'd seen it all.

[Timberwolf]

If every country were smart, they'd put pork in everything...

[PrezLeefun]

Ya know.... I dont think a religious group has ever complained this much.


And I am a Jew.... I should know.

[Wolfcounsel]

I guess they'd better not find out about the trace alcohol in the atmosphere. The whole cult will die out by refusing to breathe!

[PrezLeefun]

^^^That makes it very temping to tell them.

You know what, tell everyone but the kids, we can turn the little ones around.

[ColonialMarine0431]

Ya know.... I dont think a religious group has ever complained this much.


And I am a Jew.... I should know.

To them the whole world is nothing but Tsursis.

[Beowulf]

That's it!! Doritos is on of my favorite snack foods. Insult those and you're dead!

[PrezLeefun]

To them the whole world is nothing but Tsursis.

a what? You're making me feel awfully dumb today......:confused::smirky:

[ColonialMarine0431]

a what? You're making me feel awfully dumb today......:confused::smirky:

Oh. That's a yiddish word. Means "problems".

I dated a Jewish girl for 2 years and learned a few words and phrases. :thumb:

[PrezLeefun]

Oh. That's a yiddish word. Means "problems".

I dated a Jewish girl for 2 years and learned a few words and phrases. :thumb:

I know very little yiddish. It wasn't something my grandmother taught my mom (I think she felt wierd about it). Though at the end of her life she started speaking in yiddish and hebrew more frequently.

[ColonialMarine0431]

I speak German so I can understand some Yiddish. They're very similar.

[PrezLeefun]

I speak German so I can understand some Yiddish. They're very similar.

I am no linguist, foreign languages were never my strong suit.

[ColonialMarine0431]

I am no linguist, foreign languages were never my strong suit.

LOL...I seem to have an ear for foreign languages. I can pick up the accent in a few sentences. Even regional variations.

[PrezLeefun]

^^^Accents are a completely different deal. Living in NYC I have lots of experience with those lol.

[buckeyepete]

And, the UN, is investigating the latest allegations from Iraq, that the United States is using weapons of mass destruction. Word from the Taliban, Al Quada, and the local warlords have charged that the US has replaced their smart bombs with dumb bombs that cover entire villages with a costic mixture of alcohol and pork grease.

The UN, in response, is demanding that the US only use smart bombs with a mixture of US DOLLARS and vegetable oil. These bombs will only be allowed outside a 5000 mile perimeter of any area occupied by a camel or camel humper.

[Tazeeyore]

I can speak several languages. English, slang, profanity........and some other stuff!

[UnkHiram]

IDiots, If they Religiously offended by the product then dont buy it.

[DoctorDoom]

Edited for the latest rage source, 2/24/2008 ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/MiscStuff/Rageometer2.jpg

[PrezLeefun]

^^^Doc you are wrong on that last.


Insane, murderous, rage against the greatest infidels, ever smited by a camel.

[Suzie]

The guys from the regiment in my husbands division that were part of the group holding Saddam said Doritos were his favorite snack. :lol: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/8288955

[Kathekon]

Can I get a Fatwa on this one:

If I crash my SUV into a Lays delivery truck filled with unclean Doritos in the 7-11 parking lot do I get the 72 virgins?

[PrezLeefun]

Five is still wrong....

[DoctorDoom]

Are you denying that the Izzies are in a perpetual rage about Israel?

[PrezLeefun]

No..... they are much much much angrier than that chart suggests. See post 21.

[Riverboat]

I dated a Jewish girl for 2 years and learned a few words and phrases. I hope you've read a few works by Leo Rosten, especially Hooray For Yiddish!

At first I figured it was the shape of the Doritos that earned their opprobrium, being too closely related to the woman's, er, well, whatever. Prez hit the nail on the head. For a religion that spawns more suicidal devotees, they really are the biggest crybabies in the world.

[bigred1says]

Spam & Doritos, the breakfast of infidels!