Elmo Doll Makes Death Threats

[Rhino]

Toddler's Elmo Doll Makes Death Threats, Family Says

By PETER BERNARD, News Channel 8, And RAY REYES, The Tampa Tribune

Published: February 21, 2008

LITHIA - A Lithia family says a cuddly, programmable Elmo doll revealed its dark side yesterday after fresh batteries were installed.

Instead of singing songs or reciting the favorite color of its 2-year-old owner, James Bowman, the doll started making death threats, the family says.

With a squeeze of its fuzzy belly, the Sesame Street character now says, in a sing-song voice, "Kill James." ...http://www2.tbo.com/content/2008/feb/21/toddlers-elmo-doll-makes-death-threats/

[DoctorDoom]

Obviously they did not use Energizers, and it peed off the toy. The whole, unreported saying was, "Kill James, the inconsiderate little bastard who wanted me to die horribly of battery failure!"

[Suzie]

I never trusted Elmo. http://www.avatarist.com/avatars/TV/Sesame-Street/Evil-Elmo.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

I don't trust ANY of them critters. They's EEE-vill!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/HumorPix/ssgang.jpg

[PrezLeefun]

Well they seem trustworthy to me. They have guns, drink beer, and enjoy the occasional smoke, seem like a few FC members :lol:

[Suzie]

No they are street thugs. Sesame Street thugs. :lol:

[PrezLeefun]

lol

[DoctorDoom]

I, OTOH, am a sweet, kind, gentle soul ... well, almost always ...

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Don't make me angry. You won't
like me when I'm angry.</center>

[ColonialMarine0431]

Must be friends with Chucky. :question:

[TeenageRepublican]

Chucky's a hero as far as I'm concerned. He killed Britney Spears in his last movie. I laughed myself to tears.

[DoctorDoom]

I've always liked the Killer Klowns ...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/KilKlown.jpg" />

And the Killer Tomatoes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/KillerTomato.jpg

[PrezLeefun]

I'm gonna have nightmares....

[ColonialMarine0431]

I've always liked the Killer Klowns ...

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/KilKlown.jpg" />

And the Killer Tomatoes.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/KillerTomato.jpg

Oh Lawdy! Killer Klowns from Outer Space and Attack of the Killer Tomatos. Classics! :D

[DeclinetoState]

I have to believe this is a hoax. But if it is true, is it possible Elmo is a Muslim?