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Taylor1
03-04-2008, 05:56 PM
http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/health/sfl-flateen0304sbmar04,0,3333415.story

Leading cause of death for teens and tweens -- teen drivers

By LINDSEY TANNER | The Associated Press
March 4, 2008

CHICAGO - Car crashes are the leading cause of death for tweens and teens, and a new study outlines some of the most dangerous circumstances: riding unbuckled with new teen drivers on high-speed roads.

These were the three biggest risk factors contributing to car crash deaths for passengers aged 8 to 17, the study found.

While young drivers have higher chances of dying, the six-year study focused on nearly 10,000 children passengers who were killed in car crashes. More than half, 54 percent, were riding with a teen driver. Drivers younger than 16 were the most dangerous.


I am speechless it took this long for some idiots who are probably being paid by tax dollars, but it took them this long to figure it out... I'm at awe here.

DeclinetoState
03-05-2008, 07:35 AM
In another study, researchers have found that eating high-calorie foods and exercising less leads to obesity.

Wait till they find out that increasing government spending faster than increasing revenue leads to budget deficits.

DesertFox
03-05-2008, 08:03 AM
This just in: Leaping from skyscrapers sans parachute or bunji cord results in death 99.9999% of the time, regardless of age, physical condition or mental state. Do NOT do it at home.

DoctorDoom
03-05-2008, 10:03 AM
Do NOT do it at home.Drat! You mean I built my skyscraper for NOTHING? Ohhh ..... poopie!.