A dog is truly a man's best friend

[Rhino]

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you!

[HomeschoolrsRUs]

I better not show this one to Bubba, he might try it --- he REALLY loves his dog :lol:


JOKE!

btw, here's his dog:

[Lubbock]

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you!

That is falling off the chair funny.

[Wolfcounsel]

Oh yeah! My wife would be really happy to see me. She hasn't kicked any clown's ass in a long time!

[DeclinetoState]

A dog is truly a man's best friend. If you don't believe it, just try this experiment.

Put your dog and your wife in the trunk of the car for an hour.

When you open the trunk, see who is really happy to see you!
Have you performed that experiment, Rhino?

[Rhino]

Don't need to. I just go home and it's obvious who is really happiest to see me.

[Taylor1]

Don't need to. I just go home and it's obvious who is really happiest to see me.

Thats kinda sad....

[Timberwolf]

Oh yeah! My wife would be really happy to see me. She hasn't kicked any clown's ass in a long time!
Yup...I wuz thinkin' the very same thing about my little lady...I wouldn't live long enough to experience my dog's "I'm so happy to see you" dance. :grin:

[garlicguy]

Yup...I wuz thinkin' the very same thing about my little lady...I wouldn't live long enough to experience my dog's "I'm so happy to see you" dance. :grin:

'specially if the dog had humped her leg (repeatedly) while they were cozied up in the trunk.

[DeclinetoState]

A man goes to a psychiatrist. He says, "It used to be that, when I got home from work, my dog would bark at me and my wife would bring me my slippers."

"Yes?"

"Well, now it's different. Now, when I come home, my wife barks at me and the dog brings me my slippers."

"What's the matter with that?" says the shrink. "You're getting the same service!"

[Gato es Verde]

That may be true but my wife has better breath than my dog. Here's to wives with decent smelling breath.