Is This True?

[TeenageRepublican]

Normally, I wouldn't believe this, but my brother is studying Criminal Justice and I actually am thinking about this.

He said he studied that there's a government plan for a "zombie-like" plague (I don't what he said they called them). The plan was to quarintine the infected and nuke them in a city.

Is this true or is my brother yanking my chain?

[buckeyepete]

Get back on your med's, TR. Your older brother owns you.................:biggrin:

[garlicguy]

It's only true if you believe it. Do you believe it TR? Do you?!!!


gg :devilangel:

[TeenageRepublican]

Damn it...:(

[CONSERVATIVE HERO]

I'll get the shotgun. You get the flamethrower.

WE SHALL PWN UNDEAD! ROUND THE CLOCK PWNAGE!!!

If they should bite me, wait until I turn to burn me dawg. :unsmile:

[ColonialMarine0431]

Oh Lawdy.....they done got another one.

[garlicguy]

I'll get the shotgun. You get the flamethrower.

WE SHALL PWN UNDEAD! ROUND THE CLOCK PWNAGE!!!

If they should bite me, wait until I turn to burn me dawg. :unsmile:
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[TeenageRepublican]

I would survive the zombie apocalypse. It's like walking through an old people's home. You can beat them, but you can't really out run them.

[DoctorDoom]

Given a choice of Buffy or Alice for kicking undead ass ...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/Alice5.jpg

... I'll take Alice every time.

[jayson]

Given a choice of Buffy or Alice for kicking undead ass ..

Please... there is no contest. This guy takes the cake:

http://www.fantascienza.com/magazine/imgbank/CINEMA/brendan-fraser.jpg

[DoctorDoom]

Well, if George Of The Jungle (http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GEORGE%20OF%20THE%20JUNGLE.html) turns you on, who am I to argue? :evilgrin: I prefer Leeloo.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v349/DocDoom777/Entertainment/5ELeeloo1a.jpg

[jayson]

Well, if George Of The Jungle (http://www.hollywoodteenmovies.com/GEORGE%20OF%20THE%20JUNGLE.html) turns you on, who am I to argue? :evilgrin:

Hey, the contest was who kicks the most undead ass, not who is the best actor. :D

[DoctorDoom]

Nothing to do with acting. Alice killed 'em by the hundreds.

[jayson]

Nothing to do with acting. Alice killed 'em by the hundreds.

Quality not quantity my friend.

[DoctorDoom]

What quality of performance would one have in mind when killing hordes of mindless, slavering, flesh-eating, T-virus-infected, ogre's-butt-ugly zombies?

[Teenager]

LOL! He's probably most likely played or watched people play this game on the Xbox. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_rising)

[Wolfcounsel]

Are those khukris or parangs Alice is holding? Anybody know?

[TeenageRepublican]

I feel like the drunk blonde who's trying to take a history test and is trying to figure out why her teacher is dressed in a bunny suit.

[UnkHiram]

Apparently the X-Files still has an audience out there

[jayson]

Are those khukris or parangs Alice is holding? Anybody know?

Yep, they are Kukris.

[DoctorDoom]

Apparently khukris: Nepalese khukris (http://www.canit.se/~griffon/knives/khukris/khukris.html)

The parang is on this page: Weaponry (http://www.pt-go.com/system_weaponry.asp)

A variation is here: KNIVES FOR SALE (http://www.blacksmithrick.com/bladesmithing.html)

I wouldn't want to be on the receiving end of any of those bad boys.

[Elgalad]

Wow, this thread is like word association football. :evilgrin:

Responding to TR's OP though, I would not be surprised in the slightest if there was a plan sitting on a dusty shelf somewhere to deal with the possibility of a 'zombie virus'. Nor would I be surprised if it included rounding up all the crazies and nuking them.

It sounds like a conspiracy, but it's really just common sense. Sure, something like that just 'aint gonna happen'.. but the Gov't plans for it anyway.

Hey, bored bureaucrats have to do Something besides sharpening pencils and playing freecell all day, don't they?


-E

[TeenageRepublican]

I think there's more of a cleaner method of dealing with a zombie-like plague. Such as let the angry uninfected gun-nuts deal with them with the National Guard.

[Elgalad]

Yes, but in all the zombie movies, those gun-toting rednecks just end up turning into zombies too..

Like the lady said..
http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/3765/aliensshot1lyr0.jpg
Listen to Her Say It (http://www.moviesoundclips.net/movies1/aliens/nuke.wav)


:bomber:


-Elgalad

[TeenageRepublican]

Or we could recycle the zombies for work like in Shaun of the Dead. Make them do cheap labor such as stapling papers (no, staple the paper, not your eye!) or giving Bill Clinton a-
never mind...

[TeenageRepublican]

E, you can be a smart gun-toting redneck. We call ourselves the Wolverines if you want.
What about Planet Terror E? There was a chick with a machine gun for a leg and she survived!

[Elgalad]

Yeah, you got a point TR..

Hey that reminds me too.. back up the thread a bit, I noticed Doc and Jayson arguing over who was the better Undead Killa..

I feel the need to point out that you guys are Both wrong.

Noone even comes close to Ashley J. Williams. :evilgrin:
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Hail to the King, Baby! :thumb:


-Elgalad