Six-Word Novels

[TeenageRepublican]

This is a fun exercise that I do a lot before I write. It's simple: Write a novel in six letters or less. Hemingway did this in an interview once.

Robber robs bank. Bang; robber's dead.

Monkeys gone wild, throw footballs, done.

If this should be moved to the literature thread, then move it. But I think it's more of a game.

[Neil Peart]

That's not six letters, that's six words.

Here's some:

I loved her, then she died.

Man witnesses murder, kills the perpetrators.

[TeenageRepublican]

Crap. Six words... can a mod change it for, please?

:(

Clinton plus Monica, sexy time, impeached.

[DoctorDoom]

I can't write using six words.

Aliens killed and ate my sister.

A political horror novel: President Obama.

A UFO story in six characters: OGIC12

[TeenageRepublican]

Ron Paul wins. Hell freezes over.

[Teenager]

Monica and Teddy get it going. :o

[jayson]

Ron Paul wins. Hell freezes over.

Fred Thomspon slept; election over. Oops!

or maybe

Republicans vote poorly; McCain? We're doomed.

This is kinda fun...

[TeenageRepublican]

ROFL!

[TeenageRepublican]

Leperchaun steals gold. I kill leperchaun.

[PrezLeefun]

Girl falls for Boy. Boy falls.

[TeenageRepublican]

Man and woman marry. Game over.

[PrezLeefun]

Man and woman marry. Game on.

[TeenageRepublican]

Man and man marry. How fabulous!

[PrezLeefun]

Man and Man marry. Danny Noriega.

[TeenageRepublican]

Man and man marry. Nancy Pelosi.

[PrezLeefun]

:lol:

[TeenageRepublican]

Kid scares Jew. Jew kills kid.

[TeenageRepublican]

Pelosi and Clinton marry. Oh Gad!

[Teenager]

Doctor Doom Destroys the UFO Stories.